InsaneJournal

If anyone's wondering today why I'm not on the pitch, it's because there was a time, some six months ago, maybe, when a fan sent me a present. It was a cute little thing and I really appreciated it, but I didn't have much use for it at the time so I put it in my locker and promptly forgot about it. And then this morning, someone who I'm sure is paid quite a lot of gold to rifle through my personal artifacts found it. And now I'm benched. I won't say what it was because I do not want to upset the fan in question, but anyone with two brain-cells to rub together could tell this thing isn't dangerous.

But, what do I know, I'm just a meathead player who is going to do what she's told.

Good luck, ladies.