I've been thinking of getting myself and Iris a pet for some time now. I was going to take her to Eyelops the other day, but everything was overrun by pixies. It's absolutely devastating the damage caused. I'm thinking a cat could probably wait for next week. That said, I'm also looking into adopting if anyone has recommendations for a shelter or someone looking to rehome. Must be good with children with sticky hands.


[George]

I feel like I don't even know you anymore.

[Alicia]
What?!

Is the Witch Weekly article true?

[Marlene]
I know what it sounds like, but Alicia's with me. It's fine, she's fine, she's sleeping it off in bed.

We're not together anymore, but she's my friend and I care about her and I didn't want her to wake up in a field somewhere.

Well, that was a desperate attempt to make us forget about the Kestrals scandal.

Today seems like the perfect day to stay inside.

[Robbie]

Please help me keep an eye on Matilda. She's talking crazy about telling everyone that she gave me the scoop. I'd rather not see her run out the country, if I can avoid it.

[Magpies]

Patrick will be taking leave until further notice. It is his decision and I expect that we will all support him in his choice.

Any questions you may get from anyone concerning the article are to be met with the response of "I'm sorry. It's not my place to comment on the personal lives of my teammates. Thanks for understanding." If you can possibly make them feel a little sorry for even asking, even better.

Any questions you may get from Witch Weekly, including "sorry, what's the time?" Your response is "no comment." This is until further notice.

I can only help to control this story and keep Patrick's privacy safe if I have full cooperation. My job is to protect each and every one of you and this organization from nonsense like this. Please do not make my job harder by attempting to deal with the press yourself.


If anyone gets into a physical altercation over this, you'll have me to deal with. It won't be fun. Keep your hands to yourselves for the love of

Congrats are in order, I think, for Falmouth. Or did we all forget there was a match that happened what with all the other utter rubbish going on? I'll never understand why anyone's so interested in who is shagging who. Are we still in school? Honestly. The real story in that rag was the most charming smile! Though, I dunno that I agree with 'em...

Anyone have any suggestions for how to distract a six year old from a topic she's really interested? Please. Help.

Kenmare versus Wigtown this weekend should be quite the matchup.