jule1122 (jule1122) wrote in qaf_drabbles, @ 2008-12-04 10:05:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: jule1122, challenge #94: dialog |
Challenge #94: Dialog
Title: Super Cool
Author: jule1122
Condoms: 2 to Vic
“Dad, why can’t you be cool like Uncle Mikey?”
“How am I not as cool as Uncle Mikey?”
“He has the comic store, and you just go to a boring office all day.”
“My office isn’t boring. What about all that free stuff I send you?”
“It’s nice, but Uncle Mikey sends me the new comic books before they go on sale, and all my friends think that’s super cool.”
“Super cool, I’ll show you super cool. Your uncle might sell comic books, but your father is a comic book hero. I have my own comic book. That’s super cool.”
“Are you Superman?”
“No.”
“Spiderman?”
“No”
“Wolverine?”
“No, Gus. I’m much cooler than that. I’m Rage.”
“Who’s Rage?”
“Who’s Rage! Don’t they have Rage in Canada?”
“Yes, Brian they have Rage in Canada. What they don’t have is Rage in elementary schools.”
“Well, I can change that. Hold on, Gus, I’ll show you just how cool your father is.”
“Can you fly? The best superheroes can fly.”
“Brian! You can’t. Melanie and Lindsay will kill you if you give him a copy of Rage.”
“But he thinks Michael is cooler than I am!”
“He does own a comic book store.”