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Challenge #40: Sentence Prompt
Title: Only in Pennsylvania
Author: Catcayman
Timeline: Post Season 5
A/N: Very loose interpretation of the prompt, so no condom awarded! I actually found these laws on http://www.bitoffun.com/stupid_laws_Pennsylvania.htm. Also, I'm from Pittsburgh originally, so I feel that I can poke fun at PA.

Brian and Justin were driving back from New York City along the interstate. Justin sat in the passenger seat, reading the paper.

“Must be no real news,” he grumbled. He read aloud from an article entitled, “Stupid Laws in Pennsylvania.”

“You may not catch a fish with any body part except the mouth.”

Brian snorted, “That IS stupid.”

Justin laughed, “You may not sing in the bathtub.”

“You better turn yourself in.” Brian noticed an exit sign, “Want to stop here?”

“NO! There is a ban on men being aroused in public in Allentown!”

Brian pushed harder on the accelerator.