qaf_drabbles [britin1729]

“I love Tricks and Treats night at Babylon,” gushed Emmett, adjusting his Prom Queen crown on top of his head. “Disguises, debauchery, and dick...what more can you ask for?”

“I don't know. I never really got into dressing up as a kid,” shrugged Ted. “But for Babylon...I guess I'm willing to make an exception.”

“So...what are you?” asked Brian.

“I'm an accountant,” explained Ted, as though it were obvious. “See? Pocket protector, nerdy shirt... Don't you get it? I was an accountant, but I got fired. So technically I am dressing up.”

“Of course, sweetie,” Emmett smiled.