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Tweak says, "Voldemort is my cousin!"

happier_bunny (happier_bunny) wrote in qaf_crackfic,
@ 2008-01-12 16:17:00

Current mood:	nauseated
Entry tags:	au, thyme

Have Time for a Hit?
If so, I've got a great stash for you. It's a beautiful retelling of teh love...oh and Brian's in a wheelchair.

CLOSE TO HOME by Thyme

CLOSE TO HOME 2

and OMG, there's now a part 3 - ;lajdsfl;jas;fjd

CLOSE TO HOME 3

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	kata_ny 2008-01-12 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	I used to really like the first one (yes,I am ashamed of myself) but the second and the third is just wrong,even for me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	happier_bunny 2008-01-13 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Wrong? This does not compute. I love my crack...please don't disparage it. ;P (Reply to this) (Parent)

	noteverything 2008-01-12 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I've tried...more than once. I just cannot read this! :-Þ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	xie_xie_xie 2008-01-13 04:34 am UTC (link)
	OMG YOU MUST READ IT! Justin has.... he has BREASTS! He felt Brian's hands surround his breasts and pull at each nipple. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noteverything 2008-01-14 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	All righty then...that sentence made me finally understand why people beg and plead for eye bleach when they read this stuff. shakes head in dismay Sorry, Xie, but your example only made things worse!! :-) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	girloftheburbs 2008-02-13 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Canon!Brian refers to tits on a man a few times. :) One time I can remember is in the hospital in 101 after Melanie says "So you both had an infant tonight", and Brian responds with something like "Yeah, but he doesn't suck on my tits... unless I want him to." :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	happier_bunny 2008-02-13 03:14 am UTC (link)
	He did that for shock value in a funny way. He doesn't use words like breasts to describe sex with Justin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girloftheburbs 2008-02-13 03:32 am UTC (link)
	The meaning is the same but you got me there. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	happier_bunny 2008-01-13 06:03 am UTC (link)
	ROFL...are you sure you're approaching it with the right attitude. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	noteverything 2008-01-14 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'd be pretty will to bet that I'm not! I need an attitude shift or something...'cause I never have the right one for crack!fic! (Reply to this) (Parent)

keieeeye
2008-01-13 12:57 am UTC (link)

Man... one of the few really really good stories I read in Harry Potter fandom was a novel-length AU of the fifth book in which Cedric survived the end of Goblet of Fire, but got hit by a curse that basically gave him a degenerative muscle condition, so he's on crutches and will eventually be confined to a wheelchair. The girl (well, woman) who wrote that story is incredibly big on the research and realism and details, so after that, I just cannot take many wheelchair stories seriously.

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	xie_xie_xie 2008-01-13 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Yes, but see, this is qaf_crackfic and thus by definition we don't take any of the stories recc'd here seriously. That's what it's for. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keieeeye 2008-01-13 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Very true! Though I'm almost bored enough to read it all... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	xie_xie_xie 2008-01-13 04:31 am UTC (link)
	I'm skimming it. It's very amusing... just read like every fifth word or so... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	happier_bunny 2008-01-13 06:03 am UTC (link)
	What xie_xie_xie said is true...if you're looking for GOOD QAF recs you should try qaf_retread. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keieeeye 2008-01-13 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I watch that one too. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	happier_bunny 2008-01-13 06:05 am UTC (link)
	YAY! :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	xie_xie_xie 2008-01-13 04:31 am UTC (link)
	OMGOMGOMG The kiss went on and on as Brian's tongue battled back and demanded entrance to Justin's mouth. Finally they had to break apart or die from lack of oxygen. Death might have been preferable to separation. I am in crack!heaven! Xie (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_alicesprings 2008-01-13 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Haven't you read this before? It's like, my fave crack fic ever. It's full of teh love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	xie_xie_xie 2008-01-13 04:55 am UTC (link)
	No, but she wrote Frozen Sunshine, my very first crack ever! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	happier_bunny 2008-01-13 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Can you believe that there's now a part 3????????????? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	happier_bunny 2008-01-13 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it amazing. ;P (Reply to this) (Parent)

	girloftheburbs 2008-02-10 09:44 am UTC (link)
	I love this series; I don't care if it's considered by some to be crack!fic. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	happier_bunny 2008-02-12 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Crack, isn't by definition a bad thing. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girloftheburbs 2008-02-13 02:37 am UTC (link)
	True... I know it's fic with a particularly addictive quality, but I've also 'heard' it mentioned with a hint of irony or that the fic is written with a deliberate sense of the ridiculous. When that's not the intention, then my guess is that's probably where the negative connotation comes into play :) Ah well, crack!fic is among one of my favorite genres of fanfic. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)