Wild Kingdom or Pet!fic....and other creatures needing to be examined vl_redreign is extremely smart, but don't let her know that and don't worry about her reading this and getting upset, she is too busy chasing they shiny to figure out I am talking smack on herso smart that when I asked her what I should post in the qaf_coffeeclub next she came up with all kinds of good stuff that I am simply toooo freaking lazy to do.
Fire=Lazy and perhaps a tad grumpy.
So then vl_redreign had this brilliant idea to ask: Or here's one, just a question: What kind of dog would Brian Kinney have, and why?
I think he'd have something like a Great Dane. They're tall, not hairy, very handsome, and he'd look amazing walking it down the street.
On the other hand, Justin would have either a mutt, or something that stayed smaller. Oh, and his would be hairy. no no no no not hair, why hairy, she is full of hairballs. Something sleek and pretty, you know oh wait, I don't like this subject.
And since this is the first day of punctuation complications of period issues I had to respond with I HATE TALKING ABOUT BRIAN AND JUSTIN AND PETS.... I hate it when writers have Brian and justin adopting various wildlife, unless, of course, it is a dragon, that one works. Major apologies to those who love pet fic and Brian and Justin adopting puppies and kittens. I am just just a bitch that doesn't get it. Please write all the warm fuzzy wriggly wet nosed pet fic you want and ignore my small mindedness.
Ignoring my rampage, as wisely one should do, vl_redreign said, The dragon fic, what's that? And where? I don't think I ever read it, or don't remember if I did. ..........I don't think Brian would have a pet, but if he did, it'd be something majestic and old line.
It was good that she had given me a quest cause I went off muttering and ranting about pet!fic and I couldn't for the life of me remember who had written the dragon fic. Thanks to happier_bunny's meticulous work in the memories section of qaf_retread I was able to easily after tearing my hair out and muttering ugly curses looking through Luce's, Rhihero's, BBC's and Valerie_z's memories for this fic, I FINALLY thought of retread find A Slight Resemblance to Marlon Brando by LJ's themagichour. The best pet!fic EVER.
Tell me what you think, and if you are so inclined, answer Red's question about what sort of pet Brian and/or Justin (or Deb or Linds or Teddy or you know Mysterious Marylin) would have. My answer is that the only pet they would ever have are dust bunnies that Justin would then breed, shave, card and then knit the fur into bunny slippers for Brian's Christmas present.
UPDATE:
jule1122 has taken my very silly post and somehow created a gorgeous little ficlet of everything wonderful between Brian and Justin. The most perfect non pet!fic ever Please, give your Monday a delightuful moment and read the age of aquarius