Prideview Random

( Private to Captain Jack Harkness )

Fuck. I need to get drunk.

Oh my God.

That being said, I'm bored. And person two doors down from me? It doesn't matter how loud you turn up your music, my sex is just going to keep getting louder.

I don't know what demon is responsible for this, but I'm definitely looking forward to blowing it up once I figure it out.

This doesn't look like the cafeteria at Westbridge High...

It's always when you really want to go out that you can't get a hold of your friends. Anybody want to show a girl a good time?

Hey Pepper, thanks for a great time last night. Who knew you could dance like that?

I have an opening for a secretary/personal assistant.

Bitchy attitudes can be left at the door.