Tweak

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Tweak says, "Your mother shaves penguins!"

Damon Salvatore (idontwantpeace) wrote in portland_net,
@ 2014-05-14 00:59:00

Entry tags:

aurora, damon salvatore, enzo, katherine pierce, stefan salvatore, wanderer

This is messed up.

I'd rather be a child or a ghost again.

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	all_my_lives 2014-05-14 12:18 pm UTC (link)
	Damon? Are you okay? What happened to you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-14 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	No, I'm not okay. This place turned me into a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	all_my_lives 2014-05-16 01:07 am UTC (link)
	How is that even possible? What are your dimensions? I could get you something to wear. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eosphoros 2014-05-14 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	Are those both things that have happened here before? Do you remember how long they lasted? Maybe it will give us an idea of what to expect for this. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-14 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. When it turned me into a child it only lased a few hours. The ghost thing lasted two weeks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eosphoros 2014-05-14 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Hopefully this will be in the lower end of that scale then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-14 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	We can only hope. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pierce_kat 2014-05-14 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god. Not you too! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-14 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Unfortunately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pierce_kat 2014-05-14 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	This is horrendous. I have hair everywhere! How do men live like this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-14 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Could shave it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pierce_kat 2014-05-14 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Could you please specify the 'it' part, because that sounds incredibly painful! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-14 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	It = hair. That's what you were bitching about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pierce_kat 2014-05-15 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Good to know. I'm not sure I want to get rid of it. Never liked the look on guys, personally, but that doesn't mean I like it on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-15 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Don't bitch then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pierce_kat 2014-05-15 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't bitching, I was commenting! Wow, don't tell me you have PMS already! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-15 12:07 am UTC (link)
	I'm just not thrilled over this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pierce_kat 2014-05-15 12:23 am UTC (link)
	I'd noticed! It's creepy and weird and I definitely shouldn't have a penis and be involved with a woman who kinda looks like me. Well, looks like the real me. You have noticed that, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-15 12:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't look like you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pierce_kat 2014-05-15 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Maybe it's just because you're wearing my clothes. You look a bit like me... you really do! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	enzovamp 2014-05-14 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	Well don't you look pretty! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-14 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	Shut it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enzovamp 2014-05-14 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I think not! If you think I'm going to let this opportunity to tease pass, I'm not half the man you think I am. Of course, I'm not exactly blessed in the man-department currently, though I do have amazing tits! I may never leave my room again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-14 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	Except you're not a man right now. See you in a few weeks or whenever this hell passes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enzovamp 2014-05-14 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	Believe me, Damon, I'm still very much Enzo inside. Just in much prettier packaging. At least until I find out the truth about multiple orgasms. What? don't tell me you didn't think about that too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-14 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	You're taking this all quite well. I guess somebody in this house has to. ...now I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enzovamp 2014-05-14 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Let me think about this... suddenly I can walk around incognito. Men stop and stare at my assets and, more importantly, I have a whole new range of toys to play with. What's not to love? Now you're seeing the bright side, aren't you? I'm not going to be the only one locked in the bedroom, am I? And Kat's a boy... how convenient for you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-14 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	I'd rather have my own body back. Not even going to think about that. It'll be awkward. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enzovamp 2014-05-15 12:03 am UTC (link)
	That goes without saying! Awkward? Right. Because you two are so vanilla! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-15 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Who said anything about that? We're not in our own bodies. It's already strange enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enzovamp 2014-05-15 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Have you forgotten that I know you, Damon? You think about that almost as much as I do, which is impressive in itself. If you didn't have bodies, that would be a problem! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	humane 2014-05-15 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Never in a million years thought this would happen, brother. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-15 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Leave it to this place to do something like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	humane 2014-05-15 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it wasn't a nice surprise this morning, I'll tell you that. Seems that everyone is alright though for the most part, so that's good. Hopefully, that doesn't change. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-15 03:46 am UTC (link)
	The Easter surprises were better than this surprise. I hope this doesn't last long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	humane 2014-05-15 03:50 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it's nice to have my car back, now I just want my body back. I'm hoping for a twenty four hour hiccup. But, I'm sure with my luck and well, most of Portland's luck, it won't be that easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-15 03:54 am UTC (link)
	We're not that lucky. So, do I have to call you sister now instead of brother? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	humane 2014-05-15 03:59 am UTC (link)
	No, we're not. No, don't call me sister. Brother's good. Considering that's what I am. Except ... yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idontwantpeace 2014-05-15 04:01 am UTC (link)
	Gotta love this place. Okay, sister... I mean brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	humane 2014-05-15 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, my love knows no bounds. (Reply to this) (Parent)