Original poster: glover_hipworth Wenchy Witches’ Magazine recommends this spring:
The bloody, the hurt and the darkness
A tale of a vampire, a witch and a wizard thrown together in a sea of lust by destiny. Who will come on top? Who will come at all? And will all of them survive the encounter with life and limb?
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Sold out in less than a day! Glover Hipworth makes his female audience swoon, according to latest news he can’t even open his front door for fear of being crushed by love letters from ardent worshippers! And no wonder, The bloody, the hurt and the darkness seems taken directly from a witches’ wet dreams!
WhizzHard Books
Young girls begged to have them – but of course we didn’t sell them any, the book is far too naughty for underage witches!
D. Gillywimple, Obscurus books
It’s offending! We don’t sell smut like that! Our business may perish, but our good name will be preserved!
M. Flourish, Flourish and Blotts
( sample... )
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Original poster: archie_alderton Dark artifacts aren’t all so common: to meddle with any of them might lead to an evening of unexpected entwinement.
Do you know where that aged speaking object keeps its brain?
*pulls delectable buns from oven*
Do forgive me for being brief, my friends, but I'm off to ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) fandom_counts to make a dearly needed bun delivery!
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Original poster: perpet_fancourt Oooh, dahh-lings! Have you watched the glorious moon this week? How large and shiny it has hung in the black sky! So lovely! So sexy! So inspiring!
I find that when I bask in the moonlight, my imagination explodes. The stories seem to pour out of me. My characters are richer and deeper. And the sex! Oh, my dahlings, the sex is magnificent if I do say so myself. It makes me all shivery with anticipation. It causes me to shake as I put quill to parchment. Mmmm...
But, I'm getting a bit ahead of myself. There is still much time before I reveal my story, but for your pleasure I offer this smidgen of a work in progress:
( As he entered her.... )
Again, I'm getting ahead of myself. I shall return in several days' time with a bit more to tantalize you, to titillate, to enthrall...
Ta, dahlings!
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Original poster: saint_mungo Inertia - The tendency of a body at rest to remain at rest, or of a body in motion to stay in motion...
Coming soon: Momentum by ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) saint_mungo. Three bodies in motion - where will they come to rest?
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Original poster: jocelindwadcock One virgin arsehole...
fighting against a regime of terror, oppression, and pureblood elitism.
From writhing, helpless struggles to homoerotic debauchery,
Back Alley Publishers brings you a tale of:
betrayal surrender sadism sacrifice loss and... hope? Dear readers, beware. While the sweet nectar of Harry's virginity is at stake, this is not a tale for the faint at heart, nor is it for the irredeemably hopeless romantic. The repercussions of what is to come may be grave indeed. Captive at the hands of his mortal enemies, Harry must engage in a risky alliance...
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