Original poster: gondoline_o On the eve of War, three friends come together…
- The Adventurer: a lady-killer, a treasure hunter, the epitome of cool.
- The Thrill Seeker: a daredevil, an athlete, never one to back down from a challenge.
- The Investigator: a changeling, a vixen, she never knew how to behave.
Two brothers. One woman. One green-eyed monster. From best selling author Gondoline Oliphant ( Trekking With Trolls, Trolls in The Mist, No One Loved Trolls More) comes a brand new tale of lust and intrigue! Don't miss One + One + One Makes Three...coming soon!
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Original poster: archie_alderton Dark artifacts aren’t all so common: to meddle with any of them might lead to an evening of unexpected entwinement.
Do you know where that aged speaking object keeps its brain?
*pulls delectable buns from oven*
Do forgive me for being brief, my friends, but I'm off to ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) fandom_counts to make a dearly needed bun delivery!
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Original poster: celestina_w Oh, yes. It is that time for a bit of pimping, is it not?
I have been up all night (*winks*) completing a recording of my first single - one that I hope will be a lovely addition to my seventeenth featured album. I know as a certainty that my listeners do not appreciate the not-so-subtle innuendos woven into my songs, but I know you all will. ;-)
My specialty is that of a temptress. I will coax the pleasure from you, willingly or unwillingly.
I could tell you that my steaming tale contains one of the most heated rivalries in all of Ms. Rowling's books. What happens when all that festering hatred bubbles over? I might also tell you that I add in a third party with which neither of the first two are at all indifferent. Yes, we have a messy, dirty, filthy triangle.
...We're going to play a game.
Interested readers: Hazard a guess. Which characters do you think might or might not appear in this little sordid tale, based on the hints above?
Ask the right questions, and I may reward you.
~Celestina
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Original poster: balfour_bane Things that have been lost turn up in the most unexpected places. But it's always the finding that's the easy part. The trouble is figuring out, Where do we go from here?
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Original poster: jocelindwadcock One virgin arsehole...
fighting against a regime of terror, oppression, and pureblood elitism.
From writhing, helpless struggles to homoerotic debauchery,
Back Alley Publishers brings you a tale of:
betrayal surrender sadism sacrifice loss and... hope? Dear readers, beware. While the sweet nectar of Harry's virginity is at stake, this is not a tale for the faint at heart, nor is it for the irredeemably hopeless romantic. The repercussions of what is to come may be grave indeed. Captive at the hands of his mortal enemies, Harry must engage in a risky alliance...
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Original poster: gaspard_shingle I was sitting up late busily inventing when I heard the clock strike 13. No, that can't be right, I thought I'd fixed that?!
In any case I recalled that I may now tease and titillate you fine customers fellow participants with a snippet of my delicious dainty of a story.
I know, I have given you a lot, but I'm in a generous mood. A participant, the prompt, and the kink? Well, maybe, maybe not.
In any case, after I win, a free copy of this delectable tale of sweet sinning will be gratis with the purchase of any set of my wonderful, marvelous self-stirring pots and pans!
Visit my shop at Number 1, Diagon Alley. Owl for your very own catalog!
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Original poster: pimpin_adalbet If you're looking for a story with tension, drama, passion... well, you're probably looking at the right community! But if you want a blushing virgin, an experienced older Weasley, and a repressed former wild woman... you might want to read There Are No Marvels in Pannony the stunning new story by Adalbet Waffling - a tale of forbidden desire, love, and pleasure.
Living in a self-imposed exile, Dean Thomas watches Nymphadora Tonks from afar - only to be swept off his feet by Charlie Weasley, despite the fact that his landlady wants to see him settle down with a lady! In a complicated love triangle in a foreign city, three people find themselves in each others beds - but can they get their relationship together, keep their relationship together and then have it survive England?
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Original poster: perpet_fancourt Oooh, dahh-lings! Have you watched the glorious moon this week? How large and shiny it has hung in the black sky! So lovely! So sexy! So inspiring!
I find that when I bask in the moonlight, my imagination explodes. The stories seem to pour out of me. My characters are richer and deeper. And the sex! Oh, my dahlings, the sex is magnificent if I do say so myself. It makes me all shivery with anticipation. It causes me to shake as I put quill to parchment. Mmmm...
But, I'm getting a bit ahead of myself. There is still much time before I reveal my story, but for your pleasure I offer this smidgen of a work in progress:
( As he entered her.... )
Again, I'm getting ahead of myself. I shall return in several days' time with a bit more to tantalize you, to titillate, to enthrall...
Ta, dahlings!
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Original poster: saint_mungo Inertia - The tendency of a body at rest to remain at rest, or of a body in motion to stay in motion...
Coming soon: Momentum by ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) saint_mungo. Three bodies in motion - where will they come to rest?
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Original poster: dorcas_wellovd I'm going to keep this simple and give you pleasure, because that's what pimping should do.
You, the prospective reader, no doubt wonder if I've written something you'll like.
It's easy to find out. Just take my quiz!
Click to take my quiz - it's fun!
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Original poster: glover_hipworth Wenchy Witches’ Magazine recommends this spring:
The bloody, the hurt and the darkness
A tale of a vampire, a witch and a wizard thrown together in a sea of lust by destiny. Who will come on top? Who will come at all? And will all of them survive the encounter with life and limb?
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Sold out in less than a day! Glover Hipworth makes his female audience swoon, according to latest news he can’t even open his front door for fear of being crushed by love letters from ardent worshippers! And no wonder, The bloody, the hurt and the darkness seems taken directly from a witches’ wet dreams!
WhizzHard Books
Young girls begged to have them – but of course we didn’t sell them any, the book is far too naughty for underage witches!
D. Gillywimple, Obscurus books
It’s offending! We don’t sell smut like that! Our business may perish, but our good name will be preserved!
M. Flourish, Flourish and Blotts
( sample... )
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Original poster: newt_scamander My prompt is Travelers, and two of my characters begin their journey Here.
They meet up with the third in their threesome, who is reputed to have attended university Here.
Two of the threesome are about the same age. The third is considerably younger, but that would be by Muggle standards, which may or may not apply to their titillating saga.
Two's company...three should be better...except when one of them has a kink.
The green-eyed creature of the story could be this, but then again, given the kink of the story, it could very well be this instead.
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Original poster: beatrixbloxam A Fabulous new story by the Authoress of Toadstool Tales
HeatAhhh, my sweets, just a sample of my heated little tale of glistening skin, entwined limbs, and naughty, naughty men... ( The tantalizing tidbit... )
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Original poster: flavius_belby45
Three Men. One Secret.
( The World's Fate Hangs in the Balance )
Sigillum Secreti by Flavius BelbyReviewers Say:
"Mom? What's this mean?" "OH MY GOD! NO! Don't read anymore!...I mean it, put that story down!...I want my money back!!!" Irait Parant
"What's this doing in the children's section? Sweet Merlin's balls, this is an adult sex thriller, you idiot!" Pere Plext (store manager)
"I put it there. Isn't Harry Potter a kid's book?" D.F. Bumbleduck (unemployed)
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Original poster: gunhilda_g Do you like to tease, gentle readers, or do you enjoy being teased? Perhaps you just like to watch others be teased. Well, my darlings, these three strapping young men enjoy all permutations of being tantalized.
The first member of our trio has had a rather unfortunate history with somewhat malicious teasing in the past, but happily has gone on to develop an appreciation for the art of sensual torment, much to the delight of his two partners.
Have I piqued your interest? Excellent. Then watch this space, my dears. More is to come, so to speak.
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Original poster: tilly_toke Everyone in this world has something they strive for; an end to their means. For some, this is as simple as going home every day after work to their bathrobes and slippers and robes and radio, or maybe a chocolate chip cookie after dinner. For others, these aspirations can be as high as ultimate authority, as fame and fortune, as a name that never leaves history books. And everyone has a certain point they'll go to to achieve these things they want so much.
This tale, of lust and bewilderment, of hope and attraction, of morals and a distinct lack thereof, is yet another narration with the distinct Tilly Toke TouchTM. Defying all boundaries of 'social acceptability', Tilly delves into the ambiguity and delicious kink of a story replete with madness, ambition, and (dare we mention?) three Weasley siblings. Enchanted (and, indeed, deluded) by their various lifestyles, these three must find some form of connection, to their world, to their sanity, to each other...
(Also: cock!)
a new sort of resilience: another Tilly Toke creation coming out this June.
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Original poster: sacharissa_t The vast population of the British Wizarding world never knew exactly why Lucius Malfoy, first-in-command under Lord Voldemort, all-round bad guy and gorgeous hunk of man, turned swiftly and irrevocably to the side of the Light on July 31st in 1997. In fact, only two people knew the reasons behind Lord Malfoy’s sudden defection: Lord Malfoy himself and the Chosen One, Harry Potter. Coincidentally, that was also the night that Lord Malfoy learned that Harry Potter could suck the chrome off a Jaguar… if he wanted to.
Hey, hold on there, Slick...always leave 'em wanting more...
TEASER #1: "Saddle up the horse, Harley, we're running out of beer!" TEASER #2: "Put the bunny back!"
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