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Tweak says, "everyone hates hermione"

mulattohammer, the comedy snob. (hydrochronic) wrote in pbads,
@ 2016-10-12 10:59:00

shores his sisters, maybe a cousin of the caucasian variety, people about his age (25/26/27) that he went to uci with, everythang.

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	purrito 2016-10-12 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	probably! especially when she's lit because she's like a chihuahua for no reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	it's even better because i just heard she thinks ~nonpology is hot. that's his ex, they broke up 6 months ago and were together 18 months. LMAO so the smack talk will be fabulous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	nicole has a thing for black women like she can't be contained around a sexy one, LMAO. she'd be respectful though but just be like wink nudge hook me up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	"you really wanna go in some pussy behind my dick?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO #deadass (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	get ready~ LMAO (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nonpology 2016-10-12 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	This bitch and her cocky characters. If caraline ever heard it he'd be dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO listen. this is a side of him caraline isn't privy to. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	also: "you wanna get up in the folds of my home girls pussy go ahead, i'm not stopping either of you from scissoring in the back of a car, okay." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	nicole gonna be sitting there lookin back and forth between them like.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO goodbye that is too fucking cute, he would die. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	she is! i wish she would have stayed blonde though it saddens me. he will get that look often when she gets loud. her apologies soaked in sugary cuteness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	"i'm sorry; love me and protect me anyways." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	"i will return your kindness with climbing on you like a monkey, free uber rides, and sharing donuts." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	texting each other at inconvenient times like, "what's your netflix login?" and "do you have any grape soda, i'm in the area and thirsty." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	or "hey there's a pikachu nearby will you walk with me it's dark out?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	"i worked a 12 hour shift today at the er." "that isn't even remotely what i asked you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	this is so dead on like you don't understand. "but i'm tired though." "so that's a yes right because fam is never too tired for fam" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO now he just says, "why you even ask, why don't you just TELL me" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	the texts will turn into "hey you awake come walk with me" no response "i said ARE YOU AWAKE!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO dying at "i said ARE YOU AWAKE" her text tone has to be unique so he hears it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	it has to be loud and annoying and he can get her back with aggressive texts about a girl she took home while she's trying to smash. "IS SHE CLEAN NIC!?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	"USE A DENTAL DAM." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO if it doesn't look safe don't eat it! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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