Tweak

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Tweak says, "the name's sherlock holmes"

mulattohammer, the comedy snob. (hydrochronic) wrote in pbads,
@ 2016-10-12 10:59:00

shores his sisters, maybe a cousin of the caucasian variety, people about his age (25/26/27) that he went to uci with, everythang.

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	purrito 2016-10-12 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	"i will return your kindness with climbing on you like a monkey, free uber rides, and sharing donuts." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	texting each other at inconvenient times like, "what's your netflix login?" and "do you have any grape soda, i'm in the area and thirsty." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	or "hey there's a pikachu nearby will you walk with me it's dark out?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	"i worked a 12 hour shift today at the er." "that isn't even remotely what i asked you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	this is so dead on like you don't understand. "but i'm tired though." "so that's a yes right because fam is never too tired for fam" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO now he just says, "why you even ask, why don't you just TELL me" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	the texts will turn into "hey you awake come walk with me" no response "i said ARE YOU AWAKE!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO dying at "i said ARE YOU AWAKE" her text tone has to be unique so he hears it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	it has to be loud and annoying and he can get her back with aggressive texts about a girl she took home while she's trying to smash. "IS SHE CLEAN NIC!?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hydrochronic 2016-10-12 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	"USE A DENTAL DAM." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	purrito 2016-10-12 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO if it doesn't look safe don't eat it! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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