Pax Letale

Here’s a story for you.

( There once was a king who was tremendously intelligent )

…And I suppose you’re wondering why I told this story. That’s simple. The person who can tell me the best one as to where they're from and why they're here, gets a dinner on me and a story from myself. It can be as non-sensical and unreal as you like.

Hi, everybody! Why is talking to people on the internet more intimidating than talking to them in real life? I'm Riley Hollow and I just got here. If you hear a lot of noise on the third floor, don't worry. The building isn't coming down. I'm just trying to rearrange my furniture, and it's being really stubborn.

Oh, that reminds me! Does anybody know what the policy is about putting in fixtures here? Because I have this great hanging punching bag that I'd love to install in my place, but it would need to be bolted in and I don't know if that's considered to be some kind of vandalism or not. If I have to I'll get one of the standing kind, but they don't move the right way.

Anyway, if anybody needs any help moving in - I've seen so many cars and trucks outside, it's crazy - just give me a shout out in 303! I'm happy to help out my new neighbors. :)

They can't seriously think we want to

Just because we live in a building together does not mean we can be fri

Fine. Whatever. Let's just get this over wi

Hi. Just moved in. Second floor. I'd say you should mind the boxes and noise if there were any, but there isn't. Alas.

If you're in the market for some original art, hit me up. Just ask for Simon.

And. If there's any other reason you should need me, just knock. I'm usually around.

might as well make some attempt to be social

It's a new day.

My name's Roy. I, like everyone else, obviously, am a new resident in this freshly finished building.

Buildings like this one, that get remodeled and then opened to the public, make me wonder about the people living in them. Do they come for the history, or the clean surfaces over the history?

Something to think about.