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Tweak says, "STOP REFRESHING!"

It's Brittany, Bitch | Ερις (eristic) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2011-09-02 13:59:00

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Dickhead - tomorrow is Ry's birthday. Don't buy him any more fuckin' strippers. Something nice, if you know what that is.

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	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-02 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. Cable is pretty boring. And I can't directly influence the outcome of a TV show. You two, on the other hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-02 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	You wanna experience me performing a vasectomy with my boot first hand? I've been told it's a thing of beauty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-02 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Goddamn, you must have some accurate, well edged steel toes. But no. As much as I'm sure it saddens you to know, you will never get that close to my dick. ): Sorry, Charlie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-02 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Believe me, I'm pretty sure I'll find a way to get over the loss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-02 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	It's true what they say. You can't miss what you haven't been lucky enough to know. So is Eckholm having a party, and if so, will you be jumping out of a cake? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-02 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	No, nothin' as fancy as that planned. So the position is still open, if yer feelin generous. I'll even spring for pasties for yah. Yah want the ones with the tassels? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-03 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Can I fill the position with a proxy? If so, Lia looks great in white. She does a mean rendition of 'Happy Birthday, Mr. President.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] eristic 2011-09-03 12:51 am UTC (link)
	That doesn't have the same traumatic, mentally scarring effect I was going for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private: 103/707] miaiphonos 2011-09-03 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. If you do let Lia stand in, you're welcome to watch. No touching, though - you know the rules. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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