InsaneJournal

[PUBLIC FROM #104]
hi. so I just moved into 104 and I'm trying to figure out this message board thing. I'm not really very familiar with the whole non-pornographic section of the internet. there's more stuff here than I thought. I thought it was just ebay and ask jeeves and

anyway

my name's Kaminski. I work for L.A. Youth Outreach. I'd link them but I can't find their website. if you have some money lying around and you want to make a charitable donation, I suggest L.A. Youth Outreach. our last basketball wound up in a dumpster today and apparently there was someone living in that dumpster and he claimed the ball as his and I tried to get it back but he pulled out this syringe and started chasing me with it, so I let him keep the ball. so we could probably use some more balls. and a website I guess.

since I'm new to the neighborhood, I'm going to need to know the location of 1) all bars within walking distance, 2) the nearest 24 hour diner, 3) the cheapest mexican restaurant.

if anyone needs any help with anything, I don't know, I'm good at spanish so. telenovelas I guess. I also have a talent for determining whether food that's past its expiration date is still edible, mostly due to years of experience.

oh yeah, I learned about emoticons today. check it out.

:) smiley face

&:-\ Elvis

==|&:-\ Elvis wearing Abe Lincoln's hat

==|&:-O--(&) Elvis Lincoln is shocked to realize he has a tapeworm