Pax Letale

Alright? This is a bit weird, isn't it? Never been big on the whole internet thing, but everything's worth trying out once. So, I'm Ben, I've just moved in to 104. 'Scuse any boxes or random furniture on the first floor landing. And don't be surprised if I ring round for a cup of sugar or something, as my cupboards are bare. Perhaps Mother Hubbard lived here before me

One small request: please don't knock before noon. I'm not good in the mornings and I've a tendency to be naked. As lovely as I'm sure you all are, I'd rather meet you when I'm not in the altogether and on the back foot. Oh, and you probably won't find me after 9, either. Basically, afternoons are good. Afternoons are golden, in fact.

Right, and I always keep my key in my back pocket, so if you find me in any sort of trouble in the wee small hours, just have a dig in there and chuck me in my flat. I'll be eternally grateful.

Uhm ... what is up with our elevator?

I'm Kit, just moved in, and I'm pretty sure it's a minor miracle I'm not dead.

Uh, yeah, so I'm Kit, in D5. I'm a computer guy, so if you've any problems, I can solve them for you. If you see me in our nice, sunny lobby it's because the elevator is broken or stuck or something and I'm not about to walk up all those stairs.

Anyway, hi, I guess.