Pax Letale

might as well make some attempt to be social

It's a new day.

My name's Roy. I, like everyone else, obviously, am a new resident in this freshly finished building.

Buildings like this one, that get remodeled and then opened to the public, make me wonder about the people living in them. Do they come for the history, or the clean surfaces over the history?

Something to think about.

They can't seriously think we want to

Just because we live in a building together does not mean we can be fri

Fine. Whatever. Let's just get this over wi

Hi. Just moved in. Second floor. I'd say you should mind the boxes and noise if there were any, but there isn't. Alas.

If you're in the market for some original art, hit me up. Just ask for Simon.

And. If there's any other reason you should need me, just knock. I'm usually around.

Hello, new neighbors. My name is Moana, and I live [...] upstairs from all of you, I think. I will do my best to be a quiet neighbor, but in the next couple of weeks I will start getting some visitors. Don't concern yourselves with them, it's a business matter and it's best to just not worry about it. I'm sure I will meet some of you over the next few days, as I'm overseeing the moving of my furniture, so feel free to say hello, if you'd like.

I'm afraid I've come off as being unfriendly. I promise that's untrue, it's just so hard to be anything but impersonal over the internet. Face to face, I promise I'm much, much nicer.

Hi, everybody! Why is talking to people on the internet more intimidating than talking to them in real life? I'm Riley Hollow and I just got here. If you hear a lot of noise on the third floor, don't worry. The building isn't coming down. I'm just trying to rearrange my furniture, and it's being really stubborn.

Oh, that reminds me! Does anybody know what the policy is about putting in fixtures here? Because I have this great hanging punching bag that I'd love to install in my place, but it would need to be bolted in and I don't know if that's considered to be some kind of vandalism or not. If I have to I'll get one of the standing kind, but they don't move the right way.

Anyway, if anybody needs any help moving in - I've seen so many cars and trucks outside, it's crazy - just give me a shout out in 303! I'm happy to help out my new neighbors. :)

Here’s a story for you.

( There once was a king who was tremendously intelligent )

…And I suppose you’re wondering why I told this story. That’s simple. The person who can tell me the best one as to where they're from and why they're here, gets a dinner on me and a story from myself. It can be as non-sensical and unreal as you like.

Sup y'all.

I'm Dev Ng in 201. I'm moving in. Yes, that's my hatchback with the Alliance sticker on the rear window. I understand I am double parked, but idgaf cause I'm moving milk crates filled with crap.

I'm not a quiet neighbor, sry2say. But I have more copies of various versions of Star Wars than anyone in a tri-state area.

Hello! Well, isn’t this clever. I’ve never heard of other places having a building-wide forum – now you can technically meet people twice, or just once if you opt for one or the other. I don’t mind either way, personally; if you don’t want to meet me in person, I won’t be offended, but if you do then that’s fine too.

I suppose I should introduce myself. I’m Sarah in 207, and I’m still in the process of dragging boxes up, so please excuse the possible mess in the second-floor hallway. By the way, does anyone know of any places to buy plants around here? I’m afraid mine didn’t cope too well with travelling. They don't cope too well with much of anything, actually... not anymore