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Tweak says, "Not the butter"

It's Brittany, Bitch | Ερις (eristic) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-12-01 09:16:00

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ares, bastet, eris, pan, raven, tyr

PUBLLIIICC AF
~~Y'ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH ME~~ jk ~~mostly~~

HOLY CRAP IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE WHAT THE FUCK ALSO SOMEONE BRING ME HOT CHOCOLATE STAT

Private to Daniel

I need you to push me in a wheelchair outside RIGHT NOW

Private to June

SNOWBALL FIGHT? JUST BECAUSE I'm ON CRUTCHES DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T TAKE YOU

Private to Gus

WHERE ARE YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ARE YOU BURIED UNDER HOMEWORK DO I NEED TO COME DIG YOU OUT????????

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	oathretractor 2017-12-19 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, like. I'll give you that one. Just this once. ~~Because it was actually freaking great seeing the horrified look on his face.~~ Anyway, I need some help with gifts. Promise not to throw Annie's pretzels at people and come shopping with me. I've got like, a week to finish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2017-12-19 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	One Annie pretzel and I get to throw at least ONE piece at a mall cop. BUT YES I WILL GO. This means you have to push me around and yes of course this means you can ride on the back of the wheelchair like a shopping cart and we will beat the grandmas to the sweaters. Also I can cosign on your gifts to mom and dad right (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

oathretractor
2017-12-22 07:17 pm UTC (link)

...yeah, yeah, okay. You can cosign. But don't steal all the credit.

Plus. Like. We get priority in the foot traffic since you'll be in a wheelchair. Or else we can run people over. Whichever. Make way for the busted leg woman and her co-captain, weird hands man.

And be careful where you throw the pretzel piece. Don't wanna knock someone's eye out with salty carbs.

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