Anya Jenkins (dontyoujustwish) wrote in paragraffiti, @ 2008-09-15 09:10:00 |
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I don't understand mortals.
Why do you all get so embarrassed at the idea of an orgasm friend? Orgasms have been shown to be very beneficial to one's health and really, you're mortal, you should all be doing everything you can to sustain a long and healthy life, by your standards at least.
And what I really don't understand is the people who have the perfect potential orgasm friend available to them and insist on being coy about it. You lot only live about 80 years each, you don't have time to waste!
Everyone should have an orgasm friend.
I need a new one since Xander doesn't remember me. Which is a shame.