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iggy. ([info]hey_sarcasm) wrote in [info]paragraffiti,
@ 2008-05-13 20:09:00

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Current mood:exhausted
Entry tags:elaine belloc, ernie macmillan, iggy

Dude, that so wasn't cool. Some weirdo yesterday totally tried to eat the old librarian lady and I had to whip out my butt-kicking skills. He pulled out some of my feathers! It hurt, jeez. And he totally wouldn't stay down, even though I heard his nose break, so I grabbed the old lady and ran.

And now I'm hiding in a tree with this laptop I stole. I also have a fan, now, apparently, though she seems to think I'm an angel. Yeah, sure, Lady. Because angels wear dirty denim and ripped t-shirts and oversized jackets they pulled out of a dumpster.


Sorry, Max. I'm in a park, if that helps?


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[info]hey_sarcasm
2008-05-14 01:36 am UTC (link)
Okay. I'll bite (no pun intended). It was a vampire. I'll bet it was Them.

Great. As if life wasn't already complicated enough.

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[info]earnestly_ern
2008-05-14 01:37 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry to be the one to make everything all the worse for you.

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[info]hey_sarcasm
2008-05-14 01:39 am UTC (link)
Nah, it's cool. When you're part of the Flock, you kind of take bad luck for granted.

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[info]earnestly_ern
2008-05-14 01:43 am UTC (link)
Is that a good thing?

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[info]hey_sarcasm
2008-05-14 01:45 am UTC (link)
Good in that you're pretty much prepared for anything, yeah, I guess.

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[info]earnestly_ern
2008-05-14 02:12 am UTC (link)
Well that's good then.

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[info]hey_sarcasm
2008-05-14 10:28 am UTC (link)
Actually, it kind of sucks. Usually I don't mind it, though, as long as the Flock's all together and we're not being like.. kidnapped or chased by Erasers or Flyboys or whatever They've come up with this time. Unfortunately, it seems it's just me and Max here right now.

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