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Tweak says, "i substitute one of my own"

iggy. (hey_sarcasm) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2008-05-13 20:09:00

Current mood:	exhausted
Entry tags:	elaine belloc, ernie macmillan, iggy

Dude, that so wasn't cool. Some weirdo yesterday totally tried to eat the old librarian lady and I had to whip out my butt-kicking skills. He pulled out some of my feathers! It hurt, jeez. And he totally wouldn't stay down, even though I heard his nose break, so I grabbed the old lady and ran.

And now I'm hiding in a tree ~~with this laptop I stole~~. I also have a fan, now, apparently, though she seems to think I'm an angel. Yeah, sure, Lady. Because angels wear dirty denim and ripped t-shirts and oversized jackets they pulled out of a dumpster.

Sorry, Max. I'm in a park, if that helps?

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	earnestly_ern 2008-05-14 01:31 am UTC (link)
	You were attacked by a vampire. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-14 01:36 am UTC (link)
	Okay. I'll bite (no pun intended). It was a vampire. ~~I'll bet it was Them.~~ Great. As if life wasn't already complicated enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earnestly_ern 2008-05-14 01:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry to be the one to make everything all the worse for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-14 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Nah, it's cool. When you're part of the Flock, you kind of take bad luck for granted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earnestly_ern 2008-05-14 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Is that a good thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-14 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Good in that you're pretty much prepared for anything, yeah, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earnestly_ern 2008-05-14 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Well that's good then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-14 10:28 am UTC (link)
	Actually, it kind of sucks. Usually I don't mind it, though, as long as the Flock's all together and we're not being like.. kidnapped or chased by Erasers or Flyboys or whatever They've come up with this time. Unfortunately, it seems it's just me and Max here right now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yahwehwannabe 2008-05-14 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Mm, she must think you're an angel because you helped her. Who says angels have to wear Armani? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-14 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	She thinks I'm an angel because of the wings. And I imagine that angels can wear pretty much anything they want to, so if I really were one, I sure as heck wouldn't be caught dead in anything I'm usually seen sporting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yahwehwannabe 2008-05-14 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	You have wings ~~too~~? That's wicked. Most angels I know wouldn't be as helpful as you were, in fact they are mostly jerks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-14 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	~~Right.~~ The whole Flock does. Angels. Okay. ~~Why not.~~ Somehow, I'm not surprised. I think God's a big fat jerk, too. I mean, why else would he let a bunch of mad scientists turn kids into part-bird freaks and raise them in dog crates? I think I can speak for the Flock when I say I'd like to punch him in the face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yahwehwannabe 2008-05-14 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	He's... I don't know how He is. But someone who neglects as much as He does, is bad news for everyone. Some of His angels play to be mad scientists, too. Making angel babies when they shouldn't exist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-14 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	~~Holy crap, you really do believe all this stuff, don't you?~~ Angel babies. Like. Fat little kids with bitty wings? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yahwehwannabe 2008-05-15 12:01 am UTC (link)
	No, like me half-human, half-angels hybrids. Heeh. But this might sound mad to someone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-15 12:50 am UTC (link)
	It does sound a little crazy. Not ~~much~~ crazier than what I'm used to, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yahwehwannabe 2008-05-15 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	We only need to look at LA to set an example of madness. Soo. What's your name? I'm Elaine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-16 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Iggy. It's nice to meet you, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yahwehwannabe 2008-05-16 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Do you have a place to stay, Iggy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-16 01:35 am UTC (link)
	I manage. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	n0te_to_self 2008-05-16 04:35 am UTC (link)
	i'm gonna kill you where, in what park? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-17 12:03 am UTC (link)
	You tell me. It's a park. It's not really popular, if that helps, and it's pretty small. And it's not like it's my fault! I didn't ask for creepy biting guy to attack the old lady! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	n0te_to_self 2008-05-17 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Keep your eyes on the skies, i'm coming you believe me now, about the vampires? Jeez, Ig (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hey_sarcasm 2008-05-17 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Haha, very funny. 'eyes to the skies', clever, Max. Vampires aren't real. But then again, mutant bird-kids shouldn't be, either. .. Maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	n0te_to_self 2008-05-17 04:44 am UTC (link)
	hey you know me, one zinger after another maybe? will it take a full-on attack to differ from 'maybe'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hey_sarcasm
2008-05-17 04:53 am UTC (link)

Okay, so you're totally ripping apart the foundation upon which I've built my world, and you're like 'maybe?' and I'm thinking 'uhyeah, maybe, because vampires aren't supposed to be real'. But I'm mostly thinking that because I really don't want to think that we're now going to not only be hiding from EVERYTHING ELSE that comes after us, but now bloodsuckers, too.

So. Yeah.

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	n0te_to_self 2008-05-17 07:18 am UTC (link)
	as far as i can tell, they're not after us. yet. you'd think after all the crap we've been through, it'd be easier to grasp. (Reply to this) (Parent)