iggy. (hey_sarcasm) wrote in paragraffiti, @ 2008-05-13 20:09:00 |
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Current mood: | exhausted |
Entry tags: | elaine belloc, ernie macmillan, iggy |
Dude, that so wasn't cool. Some weirdo yesterday totally tried to eat the old librarian lady and I had to whip out my butt-kicking skills. He pulled out some of my feathers! It hurt, jeez. And he totally wouldn't stay down, even though I heard his nose break, so I grabbed the old lady and ran.
And now I'm hiding in a tree with this laptop I stole. I also have a fan, now, apparently, though she seems to think I'm an angel. Yeah, sure, Lady. Because angels wear dirty denim and ripped t-shirts and oversized jackets they pulled out of a dumpster.
Sorry, Max. I'm in a park, if that helps?