chimichanga (ex_chimichan376) wrote in parabolical, @ 2008-07-05 13:10:00 |
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Entry tags: | deadpool, katherine mcavera |
WHO: Deadpool as Angel, Kathy
WHAT: A good ol' fashioned kidnappin'
WHERE: Outside the Hyperion Hotel
WHEN: Saturday, after the note arrives for Kathy
RATED: PG
As promised, Weasel sent back Wade's image transducer as promised to be programmed like that Angel dude who everybody seemed to be keen about. After opening the package, Wade threw it on and activated the device.
"Whoa does this dude have a meathead or what?" He said, looking into the mirror. He was a split image of Angel with only the voice lacking. Now to get the hair all super hero-y... First he tried the comb to the side look that Scott Summers tended to sport. It looked, well, goofy on the meathead. Fauxhawk? No. Spikey? No. Screw it- Wade threw on a hat. A baseball cap looked a bit off, too. Finally, he opted for the irish drinking pub cap. Angel was Irish right? Thank god he didn't have to sport an accent otherwise this whole thing was dead in the water. It was a damn good thing he was kidnapping a kid too, otherwise the voice thing would probably sink the metaphorical ship theme Wade had going on.
Wade, as Angel, went in search of a new car to hijack... what little common sense he had told him the rusty van wasn't going to fit into the scheme of things. He trolled up and down the streets in search of something slightly for dark and broody and said "I used to be a vampire, now I'm not, so I'm compensating for it with a car." Finally, he searched a black with tinted window mustang. Fantastic.
In no time he was parked outside the hotel waiting for a small kid to come out. For such a fast and easy job, this sure did take a whole heck of a lot of planning. Planning wasn't Wade's forte. This whole job sounded like something..... Cable would do.
"Bleh." Wade, in this realization that he was acting like his normal partner in crime, hit his head on the car horn.