"Lincoln, guy with the top hat and monocle? Eh no worries, he was pretty boring anyway. Now President Glover Cleveland- there was a fine outstanding guy." He said as he ushered her into the park. "oh my GOD--- CHURROS!" Deadpool dropped character for a moment to give into his one weakness: Mexican food. Beelining to the stand he paid the four dollars for his churro and turned around to Kathy, taking a happy bite into his fried cinnamony goodness. He caught a glance at her wide confused eyes and felt bad again. He looked into his wallet for another fiver and had this been a cartoon, flies would have flown out. Since it wasn't only a stray and equally confused moth flew lopsided out as Wade realized he had nothing for the girl. With a sad sigh he gave the churro to the girl and looked for the nearest ride. Those were, at least, free.
"We have Fantasyland... Adventureland, ooh that sounds promising... Tomorrowland, Toontown-- I would skip that one. Toons can't be trusted-- and Frontierland. Did I live through the Wild West? I can't remember. Your call, kiddo. The sky is the metaphorical limit as long as it doesn't involve cashola." He grinned, picking the girl up and slinging her onto his shoulders.