Welcome to the Otherworld

Of all the stupid reactions I've seen, "let's grab the rattlesnake and try to throw it out the (closed) window!" is making the list for the last whenever. Jesus. You only have one kind of venomous snake, BC, but that's not an excuse to just ignore it.

I need to find smarter roommates.

Never trust a kindergartener with top secret fairy information because suddenly you get phone calls from the teacher telling you your boy tried to summon a satyr in the middle of lessons.

Final box is finally unpacked, so I guess I'm officially all moved in.

Phone Call: Sofia Shapiro

When Sofia answers, Eirena skips the hellos entirely.

So tell me this is insane.

And have mom and dad called you yet? If not, get ready for it.

Alright, it's been a while since I been through Enchanter 101 and all, but can somebody tell me what the fuck it means when a "Rift" opens? Are we being invaded by these things? Is Earth gonna get sucked up into one giant fairyland? Are we gonna die?

Well if fairies are taking over as our new overlords, could y'all at least not fuck with the electricity? Power bills are expensive enough as it is around here.

[Boss]
Everything at the Garage okay, Boss? This Rift opening didn't break anything, did it?

[Eirena Shapiro]
Uh, so what do you know about Rifts? And are you and your kid okay?