Rhys (hypernetics) wrote in onewaytickets, @ 2017-07-06 11:49:00 |
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Entry tags: | cassian andor, fox mulder, gabriel reyes, mycroft holmes, rhys |
Do robots have birthdays? I mean, they should, right? They're built, they adapt, they need routine maintenance, they stop working. ... Okay, that last part was a bummer, but I've never actually had one to take care of before. Not that I'm really the one taking care of LB. He's, like, scarily self-sufficient, not to mention he's probably going to outlive me.
So I asked him about it today. You know, as any good human does for their best bot friend. LB said he doesn't need a party, except it's in that ~You're Missing Something But I Won't Tell You What~ voice that sound way too like my exes. (EAT SHIT, BRIAN AND STACEY.) The point is: I have no idea what bots do when they celebrate. Part of me wants to ... I don't know, buy LB a cake? But he doesn't eat anything, so that's out. He's not a dive bar kind of bot either. Tried it once. Got messy fast.
Open to, uh, suggestions here. Like, literally anything. Help.