Nicholas Joseph Fury (furious_nick) wrote in oh_marvelous, @ 2012-07-31 15:36:00 |
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Dungeons and Dragons: Satan's game.
Characters: Nick and the Secret Warriors
Setting: Nick's apartment
Content: Nick motherfucking Fury. And D&D
Summary: The Secret Warriors play Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah, I'm serious.
"No Wicked," Nick sighed, glowering around the table in his apartment at the kids ranged there until his gaze landed on her. "For the last time, you can't be a vampire and a mage! The fucking rules say so!" He wasn't sure how he'd been roped into this. Druid insisted it would be a good team building exercise. Right. Nick had just stopped by with pizza and now suddenly he was a motherfucking dungeon master and there was a guide book and shit. Had Druid been toting this crap around the world with him, what the fuck was this? Nick wasn't going to judge and after he'd been designated the DM (that's what the nerdy fuck kept calling him) he had no choice but to acquiesce and only because of the look Daisy shot him when he tried to duck out. Jesus Christ. He needed to send them on more missions or something if they were this bored. Or keep Druid locked up somewhere, either one.
Nick wanted nothing more than to get back to the brooding solitude of his office where he could ignore the world and focus on saving it. No such luck, though, not when his apartment was packed full of these kids who demanded food and attention. Like fucking pets or something, but more annoying. He had every intention of dropping off the pizzas and going immediately but no excuse in the world was going to get him out of here, it seemed, and so he spent twenty minutes flipping through the book and muttering darkly under his breath. Then, because he was the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and a thorough motherfucker, he demanded to see the character sheets they created and make necessary changes because if he was going to be in charge of this shit then it was going to get done right. "Roll the fucking dice for your stats." Fury tried to believe this might be good for him, maybe he could use something stupid to take his mind off of all the shit that mattered.