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"Istar the mysterious robbed wizard makes a grand entrance. Ok, so his name means Wizard in Elvish. So if you speak elvish you'd know that. He rides into town upon his magnificent steed. It's a peach colored horse with grand white hooves and clear blue eyes. I mean Istar has the blue eyes. The horse has horse eyes. This wizard is half elf and half human. With ears that are pointed and long, but not like super long. You know what I mean, right? He's also got a dark green cloak and his hood is carefully laid over his head. He rides into town and then dismounts into the tavern with his trusty staff. As soon as Istar walks inside all the candles in main room go out in a flash. Istar smiles at this and takes his seat. He orders a dark brew with bubbles or something. From there he smokes his pipe and waits. He Knows with wizard sense that adventure is just around the corner."