Nicholas Joseph Fury (furious_nick) wrote in oh_marvelous, @ 2011-06-04 21:06:00 |
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Entry tags: | z: om1: !complete, z: om1: affiliation: hydra, z: om1: affiliation: s.h.i.e.l.d., z: om1: character: jessica drew, z: om1: character: nick fury, z: om1: location: new york |
Makes fools of everyone.
Characters: Nick, Jessica
Setting: Nick’s Apartment
Content: Nick Fury
Summary: Nick spills secrets under the influence of alcohol and a drug his naughty HYDRA girlfriend slips him
‘-Who the fuck is this?” Nick snarled, standing at the foot of the staircase in his apartment and pulling his Blackberry from his ear to glare at it like whoever was on the line had just insulted his mother. They hadn’t, but as enraged as he was they might as well have.
“Sir, I’m just calling to ask if you’re satisfied with your current insurance provider. Because if you aren’t, here at-”
“Shut the fuck up,” Nick interjected. “How did you get this number?” He wasn’t listed any where and for all intents and purposes this number didn’t even exist if Fury didn’t give it out himself. Apparently even the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. wasn’t safe from telemarketers now.
“W-well, sir, p-please calm down I-” the man stuttered but Fury cut him off again.
“Listen you motherfucking cocksucking son of a whore bitch, if you ever call this number again I will hunt you down and rip your fucking spine out through your throat- and yeah, I’m fucking happy with my insurance provider!” He hit the call end button with more force than was necessary and glowered as he stomped up the staircase and headed right for the little wet bar in his living room. It had a been a fucking rough week. Rougher than usual and, given the way he'd just talked to the asshole on the phone, he wouldn't be surprised if he had a lawsuit on his hands now, too. Between Alex’s kidnapping, the Raft breakout, a failed operation in the Balkans, usual office bullshit, and a disciplinary tribunal hearing, Fury needed to shoot someone in the face or have a stiff drink. Or both.