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Tweak says, "EXTERMINATE!"

Ben Reilly (beyondspiderman) wrote in noexits,
@ 2022-07-25 10:25:00

Entry tags:

!delivery post, !network post, marvel (comics): ben reilly, marvel (tv/movies): loki laufeyson, marvel (tv/movies): sylvie laufeydottir, our flag means death: edward teach, star trek: christopher pike

Rest Week | Day 4
[ooc: combining so as not to spam the board]

Delivery to Mischief, the illustrious mascot of Derleth c/o Loki

a small paper bag containing a cat toy sized robot ladybug (think spider-bot but ladybug) that when activated will skitter around and fly. Has some degree of learning capability so as to keep play new and interesting (but hopefully not enough for the ladybug to try and overthrow society). Ben went for movement considering he has no idea where you'd even find catnip here. Note attached says 'An offering for the feline overlord's continued training. Whether that's the bag or what's in it. 🕷Ben

Delivery to Sylvie

a baggie of homemade skittles with 'Taste the Rainbow' written on the outside. They're a bit bigger than the normal kind and the coating isn't perfect, but he tried. The colors and flavorings are also limited to whatever coloring, artificial flavoring, and frozen fruit he could find in the kitchen.

[Private to Ed and Pike]

So I found decent sized mostly private tub and my stash of bubble bath looks good, so bubble baths can happen! Chris, you are getting looped in in this because I am 100% sure you need to do something relaxing.

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beyondspiderman
2022-07-26 05:26 am UTC (link)

To be fair, the only reason Ben put his name and not just a spider was because he'd figure that'd just be assumed to be Peter Parker, so he would not at all be surprised.

Loki:

No problem. If it ever needs a tune up or some tinkering, just let me know.

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	PRIVATE. fiorvalr 2022-07-26 08:33 am UTC (link)
	That’s surprisingly kind of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. beyondspiderman 2022-07-26 12:10 pm UTC (link)
	All those jokes and teasing about you getting a pet and now you actually have one put me in a surprisingly kind mood, I guess. Although if it's easier to believe, you can just handwave the desire to make any repairs up to personal pride. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. fiorvalr 2022-07-26 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	The reason isn’t really important. As long as Mischief is happy, I’m happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. beyondspiderman 2022-07-27 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Well if all it takes is making Mischief happy, this should be easy. And yes, I know I just jinxed myself. So shhhhhh. Mum's the word. Plus, I don't know, you've been surprisingly kind yourself before, so returning the favor is never a bad thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. fiorvalr 2022-07-27 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Psh! I’m not kind. I’m manipulative. Everything has an unspoken intention. Don’t forget that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: PRIVATE. beyondspiderman 2022-07-27 06:04 am UTC (link)
	I know, I know, manipulation, shhhh can't give away trade secrets, but now you just got my interest piqued of 'but why actually provide advice on memory woes?'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. fiorvalr 2022-07-27 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Memory woes…? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: PRIVATE. beyondspiderman 2022-07-27 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Pre-Empire City. […] I think…. Just another thing in the network. But I tossed out a vague help and you answered, so whether it was meant as kind or not, it helped. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. fiorvalr 2022-07-27 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh! Right! Of course. I must have been in a good mood. Lucky you getting free advice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: PRIVATE. beyondspiderman 2022-07-27 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Lucky you for still being around. I think you’re one of a few who offered advice who are still here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: PRIVATE. fiorvalr 2022-07-27 06:36 am UTC (link)
	I’ll never leave. I’m here forever. Me and my chatty self. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. beyondspiderman 2022-07-28 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Here we are searching for some control and consistency with all this magic and science while missing the fact of the ever present Loki constant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. fiorvalr 2022-07-28 05:04 am UTC (link)
	You should never underestimate the possibility that I’ve been behind this the entire time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. beyondspiderman 2022-07-28 05:07 am UTC (link)
	I mean, I'd applaud the long con if you were, but I'd hope no one is that much of a masochist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. fiorvalr 2022-07-28 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Never underestimate the lengths a Loki will go for attention. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. beyondspiderman 2022-07-28 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I wouldn't underestimate. A good scheme requires set up and a good amount of web weaving. But I still stand by my 'that's a whole lot of masochism' for a 'surprise! twas me all along!'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	PRIVATE. fiorvalr 2022-07-28 10:57 am UTC (link)
	I remain firm that it would be a very good plot twist. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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