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Tweak says, "Dollfies ate my brain"

Aziraphale (soft_angel) wrote in noexits,
@ 2022-01-02 12:29:00

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!network post, original character: malachi allen, ₴ inactive: aziraphale, ₴ inactive: baymax, → week 028 (schmigadoon)

SCHMIGADOON - DAY 1 - AFTERNOON
SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO BAYMAX! He wanted to scan me for medical purposes, but after he did he got all wobblily and silly sounding, then TURNED INTO A SUITCASE! I don't know what to do!!

Oh. Wait. Never mind. He's back to normal again.

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	soft_angel 2022-01-02 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	CPU? That sounds important. No, we wouldn't want to do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balalalala 2022-01-02 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	My CPU is my central processing unit. It is the core of what I am. My apologies. If you are wounded, I will do my best to assist you without scanning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soft_angel 2022-01-02 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. That is important. No, no need for apologies. I'll simply do my very best not to be wounded. I've been pretty successful for 6,000 years. You gave me quite a fright. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balalalala 2022-01-02 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	I apologize for worrying you. It was not my intent. You are composed of non-carbon matter. My scanner was unable to identify the base components. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	madtotalk 2022-01-02 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Is that because he's not human? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balalalala 2022-01-02 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	I have scanned other non-humans before with no errors. I believe it is because he is an angelic being. He is composed of non-carbon matter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	madtotalk 2022-01-02 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Wait wait wait. That makes sense, apart from the whole 'Angels are real' ~~,which really gives credence to all those Malks insisting Malkav was an angel~~? No, I guess that makes sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balalalala 2022-01-02 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	We come from many different worlds. I have never encountered an angel before. It is possible they do not exist in my universe, or Tadashi would have included them in my healthcare matrix. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soft_angel 2022-01-02 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	If your Tadashi had scanned an angel in your universe, I would be very surprised. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	balalalala 2022-01-03 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Tadashi was very thorough. If there had been evidence of angels, he would have included it. He programmed me with over 10.000 medical procedures, and my care protocols adjust to the needs of each of my patients. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soft_angel 2022-01-03 02:31 am UTC (link)
	This Tadashi sounds like one smart cookie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	soft_angel 2022-01-02 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I'm real! I told you so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	madtotalk 2022-01-02 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	Take it back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soft_angel 2022-01-02 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	No! Why should I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	madtotalk 2022-01-02 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Because there is not 11 generations between me and an angel turned vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soft_angel 2022-01-02 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	For one, I'm not from your universe. And I am not a vampire any longer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	madtotalk 2022-01-02 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	That better be true, feathers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soft_angel 2022-01-02 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	It that... a common saying? Feathers? Somebody else called me that. Do you know a Mazikeen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	madtotalk 2022-01-02 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Can't say that name rings a bell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soft_angel 2022-01-02 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	She left a while back. A demoness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	madtotalk 2022-01-02 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Why does that sound like an insult? By the way, where do you rank vampires? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soft_angel 2022-01-02 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	It's quite the statement of fact. I don't know. I'd rather not dwell on that topic anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	madtotalk 2022-01-02 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Our existence is a little dark, isn't it? Figuratively as well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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