“Mike, you are the one that covered me in lip-gloss. There was non-consensual harassment of my nipples and I had glittery gloop all over me that took forever to get off. If you are willing to subject me to that you have to be prepared for a little pay-back. Now blink.”

Mike gives him the death-stare. “Touch my face with that torture device and I will kill you. Besides, your nipples taste nicer grape-flavoured.”

Lars changes tact, he pours more vodka over Mike’s chest and begins lapping it up. He moves down Mike’s body. He’ll be at his mercy soon.

LOLOLOL I love their Teen Beat makeup kink!

Also, you know, when we picked these prompts, we were worried that everyone would default to DeRo. YOU HELPED GUARANTEE THAT THAT DID NOT HAPPEN!

Lol, whut? DeRo where? Aren't they the past or somefink icky like that? Happy to be of service anyway. ;) I don't know where it came from but I had a lot of fun.

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Girl, you are totally nuts! I love you!

What a naughty companion piece.

GUH. And also LOL. I can't express the enormity of my love for your theme this epic Drabble Day, truly. hahahaha, and how I adore Lars combining his beloved vodka with Mike. YUM.