"Wait. I can't have this conversation like this. I just can't."

Celine runs off into the bathroom, leaving Oliver to awkwardly twist his hands while Zoé mutely stares daggers at him from the couch. When Celine reappears, she wears a fresh coat of mascara, the better to express her feelings. She crosses her arms.

"So. You were breaking up with me? For Lars? AGAIN?"

Oliver nods. "For good this time. Sorry."

Her freshly applied mascara starts streaming down her cheeks.

"Oh dear," says Oliver, feeling villainous. "You're sad. I can tell."

"You always were so sensitive," she sobs. "You cad."

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I HAVE ALL THESE FEELINGS. THIS IS SO CRACKTASTICALLY AWESOME. OH GOD. CELINE. HER PRIORITIES.

SHE IS AN ESKIMO! *gasp*

HAHAHAHHAHA!
Oh I just love the idea of everyone waiting for her, just knowing what she's up to. And Zoe's expression of "you've doubled our mascara bill".

Also *bounces*
You CAD <33333

BWAHAHAHAHA this is absolutely BRILLIANT! Especially love Oliver's villainous streak. Knew he had to have one in there somewhere.

(Just wondering: did I inspire you with my sleep-runny mascara? I was shocked and horrified when I saw it in the mirror!)

LOL, no, that was well after I'd written this. So maybe I actually MADE your mascara run! Oh what a sucky superpower!

Hahahah, had to apply a new layer of mascara to truly feel the feelings you can feel here! Success!!!

Celine has FEELINGS you can FEEL.

It has to be about her. There is something running in this family that makes the women - and Zoe - genetically capable of making themselves the centre of attention.

I like the absurdity of it: everyone knows it's fake but it still is dramatic. A tramody.

And Oliver is the villain. *gasps*

“Mike, you are the one that covered me in lip-gloss. There was non-consensual harassment of my nipples and I had glittery gloop all over me that took forever to get off. If you are willing to subject me to that you have to be prepared for a little pay-back. Now blink.”

Mike gives him the death-stare. “Touch my face with that torture device and I will kill you. Besides, your nipples taste nicer grape-flavoured.”

Lars changes tact, he pours more vodka over Mike’s chest and begins lapping it up. He moves down Mike’s body. He’ll be at his mercy soon.

LOLOLOL I love their Teen Beat makeup kink!

Also, you know, when we picked these prompts, we were worried that everyone would default to DeRo. YOU HELPED GUARANTEE THAT THAT DID NOT HAPPEN!

Lol, whut? DeRo where? Aren't they the past or somefink icky like that? Happy to be of service anyway. ;) I don't know where it came from but I had a lot of fun.

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH SLDKFJSLDJKFAKLDFJSLAKDFJASLDKFJ.

Girl, you are totally nuts! I love you!

What a naughty companion piece.

GUH. And also LOL. I can't express the enormity of my love for your theme this epic Drabble Day, truly. hahahaha, and how I adore Lars combining his beloved vodka with Mike. YUM.