16 May 2011 @ 10:07 pm
Drabble Day: Prompt No. 23  
PENULTIMATE PROMPT, YOU GUYS!



Prompt No. 23 is: Mascara.
 
 
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Aldi: AWZ: NDFUG[info]aldiara on May 16th, 2011 10:31 am (UTC)
Feelings you can feel
"Wait. I can't have this conversation like this. I just can't."

Celine runs off into the bathroom, leaving Oliver to awkwardly twist his hands while Zoé mutely stares daggers at him from the couch. When Celine reappears, she wears a fresh coat of mascara, the better to express her feelings. She crosses her arms.

"So. You were breaking up with me? For Lars? AGAIN?"

Oliver nods. "For good this time. Sorry."

Her freshly applied mascara starts streaming down her cheeks.

"Oh dear," says Oliver, feeling villainous. "You're sad. I can tell."

"You always were so sensitive," she sobs. "You cad."
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amo_amas_amat: Anna Mind Blown[info]amo_amas_amat on May 16th, 2011 11:48 am (UTC)
Re: Feelings you can feel
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I HAVE ALL THESE FEELINGS. THIS IS SO CRACKTASTICALLY AWESOME. OH GOD. CELINE. HER PRIORITIES.

SHE IS AN ESKIMO! *gasp*
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Christine: MissingLars[info]spaghettitoes on May 16th, 2011 01:17 pm (UTC)
Re: Feelings you can feel
HAHAHAHHAHA!
Oh I just love the idea of everyone waiting for her, just knowing what she's up to. And Zoe's expression of "you've doubled our mascara bill".

Also *bounces*
You CAD <33333
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Lilith: awz-celine la fraud[info]lilithilien on May 16th, 2011 01:49 pm (UTC)
Re: Feelings you can feel
BWAHAHAHAHA this is absolutely BRILLIANT! Especially love Oliver's villainous streak. Knew he had to have one in there somewhere.

(Just wondering: did I inspire you with my sleep-runny mascara? I was shocked and horrified when I saw it in the mirror!)
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Aldi: AWZ: Isabelle happygigglesleepy[info]aldiara on May 17th, 2011 04:17 am (UTC)
Re: Feelings you can feel
LOL, no, that was well after I'd written this. So maybe I actually MADE your mascara run! Oh what a sucky superpower!
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Momo: hair envy by wildepet[info]momogermany on May 16th, 2011 05:32 pm (UTC)
Re: Feelings you can feel
Hahahah, had to apply a new layer of mascara to truly feel the feelings you can feel here! Success!!!
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Giorgia: CommeIlEstBeauCeline[info]giorgiakerr on May 16th, 2011 06:33 pm (UTC)
Re: Feelings you can feel
Celine has FEELINGS you can FEEL.
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[info]miss_lovelace on May 16th, 2011 06:37 pm (UTC)
Re: Feelings you can feel
It has to be about her. There is something running in this family that makes the women - and Zoe - genetically capable of making themselves the centre of attention.

I like the absurdity of it: everyone knows it's fake but it still is dramatic. A tramody.

And Oliver is the villain. *gasps*

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amo_amas_amat: Felicity sorry whut[info]amo_amas_amat on May 16th, 2011 11:47 am (UTC)
Revenge sex is good sex.
“Mike, you are the one that covered me in lip-gloss. There was non-consensual harassment of my nipples and I had glittery gloop all over me that took forever to get off. If you are willing to subject me to that you have to be prepared for a little pay-back. Now blink.”

Mike gives him the death-stare. “Touch my face with that torture device and I will kill you. Besides, your nipples taste nicer grape-flavoured.”

Lars changes tact, he pours more vodka over Mike’s chest and begins lapping it up. He moves down Mike’s body. He’ll be at his mercy soon.
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Lilith: actor-dennis & timo dg really is 12[info]lilithilien on May 16th, 2011 01:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Revenge sex is good sex.
LOLOLOL I love their Teen Beat makeup kink!

Also, you know, when we picked these prompts, we were worried that everyone would default to DeRo. YOU HELPED GUARANTEE THAT THAT DID NOT HAPPEN!
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amo_amas_amat: FHC4eva[info]amo_amas_amat on May 17th, 2011 06:47 am (UTC)
Re: Revenge sex is good sex.
Lol, whut? DeRo where? Aren't they the past or somefink icky like that? Happy to be of service anyway. ;) I don't know where it came from but I had a lot of fun.
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geekchick1013: AWZ Tease Mike[info]geekchick1013 on May 16th, 2011 04:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Revenge sex is good sex.
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH SLDKFJSLDJKFAKLDFJSLAKDFJASLDKFJ.
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Momo: Mike has a banana by shellykitty[info]momogermany on May 16th, 2011 05:34 pm (UTC)
Re: Revenge sex is good sex.
Girl, you are totally nuts! I love you!
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[info]miss_lovelace on May 16th, 2011 06:40 pm (UTC)
Re: Revenge sex is good sex.
What a naughty companion piece.
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Aldi: AWZ: Mike haz a banana[info]aldiara on May 17th, 2011 04:19 am (UTC)
Re: Revenge sex is good sex.
GUH. And also LOL. I can't express the enormity of my love for your theme this epic Drabble Day, truly. hahahaha, and how I adore Lars combining his beloved vodka with Mike. YUM.
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