21 May 2010 @ 12:21 am
SEXY RESULTS OMG!  


THE VOTES HAVE BEEN TABULATED, THE BANNERS HAVE BEEN SLAVED OVER (SO YOU BETTER LOVE THEM HAHA) AND FINALLY THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED.

But before we get to the first award, we have to have the opening monologue right? And I just want to firstly say, OMG HOW AWESOME IS OUR FANDOM? ARE WE SEXY OR WHAT? I originally was not going to make so many award banners but because of the amount of talent in the nominations, I thought everyone deserved a little something something. So there's First Place and Runner-Up banners, plus Nomination banners for each category. Because you guys rock. XDXDXD

Secondly, speaking of banner making, not even with the power of 100 AWZ cracky dream sequences would the SEXY RESULTS be remotely ready if it weren't for [info]graspthethorn's help. She showed up in the nick of time and saved my ass. <3333333333

Thirdly, please, please, please, please, for the love of all things Essen, save your banners and upload them to your own servers. Do not max out my photobucket account, bitte! <3

OKAY, OKAY, I'LL SHUP NOW AND GET TO WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR...

HERE ARE YOUR SEXY WINNERS!

FIC


BEST FIC OVERALL



THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ IN THIS HOME ON ICE BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST CHAPTERED/SERIES


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ ESSEN UNDEAD: TALES FROM THE FLATCRYPT BY KTBOB (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ IN THIS HOME ON ICE BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ONE-SHOT


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ ECHOES BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST DRABBLE/FICLET


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ BOARDING BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD) AND MIRRORS BY GIORGIAKERR (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ 17 DEGREES BY KTBOB (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST GERMAN FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ ANDERS BY PLACEBO (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ HASE UND IGEL BY HEARTBREAK (AWARD) AND ICH TRÄUME VON DIR BY ANTITEB (AWARD) AND RAUCHZEICHEN BY TOT (AWARD)

SINCE ALL NOMINEES WON A BANNER, I FIGURED YOU GUYS DIDN'T NEED ANOTHER ONE. ;)


BEST ENGLISH FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ IN THIS HOME ON ICE BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST DERO FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ BOARDING BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ IN THIS HOME ON ICE BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST OTHER SLASH/FEMSLASH


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ CORRECTIONS BY SPAGHETTITOES (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ CASUAL ACQUAINTANCE BY SPAGHETTITOES (AWARD) AND SILK BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST HET


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ CAPTIVE BY LILITHILIEN (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST GEN FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ TOO MUCH BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ ECHOES BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST CRACK FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ MEETING SUNRISE BY KTBOB (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ANGST FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ AFTERGLOW BY LADYLESTAT01 (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ROMANCE FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ CAPTIVE BY LILITHILIEN (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ 17 DEGREES BY KTBOB (AWARD) AND MIRRORS BY GIORGIAKERR (AWARD)

SINCE YOU ALL GOT BANNERS, I SKIPPED OVER NOMINATION ONES FOR THIS CATEGORY AS WELL.


BEST PWP FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ BOARDING BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST HUMOUR FIC


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ ESSEN UNDEAD: TALES FROM THE FLATCRYPT BY KTBOB (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ STUFF ABOUT THINGS BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST DENIZ CHARACTERIZATION


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ 17 DEGREES BY KTBOB (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ HANDS-ON BY ALDIARA (AWARD) AND MIRRORS BY GIORGIAKERR (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ROMAN CHARACTERIZATION


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ IN THIS HOME ON ICE BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ LÜGEN BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST OTHER CHARACTERIZATION


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ WHAT OLGA KNOWS BY SUNSETDAWN20 (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ ECHOES BY ALDIARA (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


VIDS



BEST AWZ VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ WALK THROUGH THE FIRE BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ THE BEST WE EVER HAD BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST CANON VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ NEED YOU NOW BY GEEKCHICK1013 (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ THERE'S A CHANCE I'LL START TO WONDER BY LILITHILIEN (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST AU VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ WALK THROUGH THE FIRE BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ DIRTBAGS NEED LOVE TOO BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD) AND NO PLACE LIKE NEW YORK BY DENNIS GRABOSCH (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST DERO VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ DAS EIS LÜGT NICHT BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD) AND MY IMMORTAL BY CHACCIO (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ NEED YOU NOW BY GEEKCHICK1013 (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST OTHER PAIRING


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ LARS & OLIVER II BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ GOODBYE, BABE BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST GEN VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ HAPPY NEW YEAR BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ THE BEST WE EVER HAD BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ANGST VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ SHINE BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ MY IMMORTAL BY GEEKCHICK1013 (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST CRACK/HUMOUR VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ CRACKY TEASER FOR LILITHILIEN BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ NO PLACE LIKE NEW YORK BY DENNIS GRABOSCH (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST ROMANCE VID


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL BY MCA7X59 (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ DAS EIS LÜGT NICT BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


ART/GRAPHICS



BEST ICON


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ BLOG BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD), BEKA BY BMSHIPPER (AWARD), CEILING!NINA BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD), LARS IS BROODING AND AWESOME BY REDCOUCHADDICT (AWARD), AND MARC'S TO-DO LIST BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ FANGIRL!NINA BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST BANNER/MANIP


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ GAY FIGURE SKATER BY GRASPTHETHORN (AWARD) AND STEINKAMPS COMPEL YOU BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD


BEST FANART


THE RUNNER-UP IS ~ JENNY SKATES BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD) AND IN THE SHOWER BY SHELLYDKITTY (AWARD)

AND FIRST PLACE IS ~ DERO 750 BY HAESSELMAAS (AWARD)

FOR THE NOMINEES ~ AWARD




OMG SO THAT'S IT! THE END OF THE 2ND ANNUAL SEXYS! ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES ARE ENCOURAGED IN THE COMMENTS AND ALSO IF I SCREWED ANYTHING UP, LET ME KNOW SO I CAN FIX IT.

<3333333333 UNTIL NEXT SPRING, LOVELIES!
 
 
Current Mood: WHEEEEE
 
 
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RedCouchAddict: AWZ - DG Cigarrette[info]redcouchaddict on May 21st, 2010 07:47 pm (UTC)
HAHHAHAHH! OMG! I’M STILL GIDDY ABOUT THE SEXYS’S!!! HAHAHAH! OMG! IT IS SO WONDERFUL!!!!!!

But srsly, I lost crack? CRACK????? My one true pride and joy? FIIIIIIINE!!! I guess it is time for my concession speech…


My fellow hordes, the people of this fandom have spoken,
and spoken with a clear voice. So I am here to offer my concession.

I concede that I foolishly underestimated the power of one Dennis Grabosch.
(Clearly I will not be making THAT mistake again) That's pretty powerful stuff,
and his win is well deserved.
So let me take a moment to congratulate DG's strategies:

Putting Igor in handcuffs, riding *g*a magical sleigh and blowing *g* fairy
dust to unsuspecting Eskimos... well, that was just genius.

Genius. It got people to the polls. The unprecedented number of Eskimos
who voted and cited "there’s no place like New York" as their mantra - well,
those people changed history. Clearly zombie trailers or even the power of
Buffy herself were no match to DG’s Big Orange. LOLOLOL! :::ahem:::

There are some who would say that I sound bitter.
But please, rest assured that I am not bitter at all.
Now is the time for love and healing (see heartbreaking and earth-shattering SL)
And time to bring the Eskimo nation together. This colossal loss is
only a minor set-back and I promise to come back next year with more crack.
Crack that you have never seen before.
Crack that will make you go “WTF?” and then “LOLOLOL” and surely “HAHAHHAHA.”
I am honored to have lost to DG and his cracky cracky & wonderful self. :::tears up::::

I love you all.


Humbly yours,

RedCouchAddict

::::camera zooms out to the rest of the stage, the row of cameras, hundreds of unoccupied
chairs, and the empty field beyond.:::::::::


(Bless for political speeches)

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쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang: gen - lil otty <3 flo[info]sdk on May 21st, 2010 08:08 pm (UTC)
OMG FAB. OMG. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA. HHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHA. I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO RESPOND BUT HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAA.

OH LOVELY. LOVELY, LOVELY, WIFE. DON'T WORRY, DARLING. WE SHALL HAVE CONSOLING ANGSTY LOVE-MAKING TO WIPE FREE YOUR BITTER BITTER EXTREMELY NON-BITTER TEARS. I'LL WEAR THE SANTA OUTFIT. YOU BRING THE HANDCUFFS. I'M SURE WE CAN BORROW A BOX OF TOYS FROM MISTRESS ALDI.
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RedCouchAddict: AWZ - Naked Ben[info]redcouchaddict on May 21st, 2010 09:36 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! OMG!!!! YOU MADE AN ICON FOR OUR RAPPING NAMES!?!?!! OMG!!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333 SCREW CRACK CATEGORY!! THIS ICON IS PURE LOVE AND IS THE BEST THING EVER!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHHH! AND YES YOU MUST WEAR THE SEXY SANTA OUTFIT AND I DEMAND THAT YOU "HO HO HO HO" FOR ME!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! :::RUNS TO STEAL DERO'S BOX OF SEX TOYS:::::

<333333333333333333333333333333
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Aldi: AWZ: purple shirt smiley Roman[info]aldiara on May 21st, 2010 08:11 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOL OH FAB.

I DEMAND A "BEST ACCEPTANCE SPEECH" CATEGORY NEXT YEAR. DO YOU HEAR ME, SHELLY? DEMAAAAAAAAND. AND DENNIS IS NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE ONE BECAUSE THIS ONE MUST WIN. (NO, THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY, BTW. THIS IS A TOTALITARIAN OVERLORDDOM. HAVEN'T YOU ALL GOT THE MEMO YET??)

ALSO, DON'T BE SAD, FAB. THAT BASTARD CLEARLY HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE, IT'S NOT LIKE *YOU* HAD IGOR AT YOUR DISPOSAL TO PUT IN HANDCUFFS. LOL.

BUT I HEART YOUR INSPIRING AND UPLIFTING ACCEPTANCE SPEECH TO THE NTH DEGREE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
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RedCouchAddict: AWZ - Deniz Angry Turkish[info]redcouchaddict on May 21st, 2010 09:44 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! YES!!!! YES!!!!YES!!!!! OMG!!!!!! NEXT YEAR SHALL BE DIFFERENT AND DG WILL PAY!!!! :::AHEM::: no, no no...he deserved to win, yes. It's ok. I'm fine really!...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

OMG! THE THINGS THAT I COULD HAVE DONE IF I HAD *HAD* IGOR AT MY DISPOSAL. OMG!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!


I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Amilee[info]amilee123 on May 22nd, 2010 01:58 am (UTC)
OMGGG I can't even begin to let myself imagine THAT scenario LOL!
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geekchick1013: AWZ MWAHAHAHA![info]geekchick1013 on May 21st, 2010 08:42 pm (UTC)
OMG THAT WAS GENIUS!! OMG YES YES YES PLZ DO COME BACK AND GIVE US MOAR CRACK! MMMMOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRR!!! AND ALSO INSANE SHIPS AND CRACKY CRACK CRACK AND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *SHORT CIRCUITS*

(P.S. I AGREE THAT THE USE OF IGOR WAS A TOTES UNFAIR ADVANTAGE. BUT AN EFFECTIVE ONE. BLAST THAT DENNIS GRABOSCH AND HIS IGOR-USING WAYS!!! DIRTY! )
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RedCouchAddict: AWZ - Insane Trainer[info]redcouchaddict on May 21st, 2010 09:45 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO! OMG!!! YOU SHALL HAVE CRACK!!! I AM YOUR DEALER AND YOU SHALL NEVER QUIT ME!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
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geekchick1013: AWZ Random Swimz[info]geekchick1013 on May 22nd, 2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
BUT BUT WHY CAN'T I QUIT YOU? OH RIGHT BECAUSE YOU GIVE THE BEST CRACKY CRACK EVAR. *CAMPS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE, SCRATCHING ARMS*
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Amilee[info]amilee123 on May 22nd, 2010 02:01 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You win forever for this! I'm glad that you lost just because it led to THE BEST CONCESSION SPEECH EVAH!!!!
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