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RedCouchAddict ([info]redcouchaddict) wrote in [info]no7_awz on May 21st, 2010 at 07:47 pm
HAHHAHAHH! OMG! I’M STILL GIDDY ABOUT THE SEXYS’S!!! HAHAHAH! OMG! IT IS SO WONDERFUL!!!!!!

But srsly, I lost crack? CRACK????? My one true pride and joy? FIIIIIIINE!!! I guess it is time for my concession speech…


My fellow hordes, the people of this fandom have spoken,
and spoken with a clear voice. So I am here to offer my concession.

I concede that I foolishly underestimated the power of one Dennis Grabosch.
(Clearly I will not be making THAT mistake again) That's pretty powerful stuff,
and his win is well deserved.
So let me take a moment to congratulate DG's strategies:

Putting Igor in handcuffs, riding *g*a magical sleigh and blowing *g* fairy
dust to unsuspecting Eskimos... well, that was just genius.

Genius. It got people to the polls. The unprecedented number of Eskimos
who voted and cited "there’s no place like New York" as their mantra - well,
those people changed history. Clearly zombie trailers or even the power of
Buffy herself were no match to DG’s Big Orange. LOLOLOL! :::ahem:::

There are some who would say that I sound bitter.
But please, rest assured that I am not bitter at all.
Now is the time for love and healing (see heartbreaking and earth-shattering SL)
And time to bring the Eskimo nation together. This colossal loss is
only a minor set-back and I promise to come back next year with more crack.
Crack that you have never seen before.
Crack that will make you go “WTF?” and then “LOLOLOL” and surely “HAHAHHAHA.”
I am honored to have lost to DG and his cracky cracky & wonderful self. :::tears up::::

I love you all.


Humbly yours,

RedCouchAddict

::::camera zooms out to the rest of the stage, the row of cameras, hundreds of unoccupied
chairs, and the empty field beyond.:::::::::


(Bless for political speeches)
 
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