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Tweak says, "I am the vampire Armand"

Kat (katanner) wrote in newhaven_mesg,
@ 2016-02-21 10:06:00

Getting woken up at 6am.
Agreeing to make chocolate chip pancakes from scratch. On a hotplate.
"Volunteering" to provide a blowjob for dessert.
Drinking wine by 9am.

#firstworldproblems
#servitalife

Also, chocolate chip pancakes already count as dessert. No one deserves double-dessert at 6:45 in the morning. Fuck y'all.

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	zomp 2016-02-22 02:53 am UTC (link)
	I'm starting to suspect that trolling is your brand of flirting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairchilde 2016-02-22 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Just starting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zomp 2016-02-22 03:04 am UTC (link)
	At first I just thought it was trolling just for trolling sake but now I see it's ruled by his penis. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	harperst 2016-02-22 03:04 am UTC (link)
	I'm starting to suspect you're a little obsessed with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zomp 2016-02-22 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Yes, you've found me out. Oh woes is me. What ever shall I do now? I so fear your rejection that I might commit myself to a life of spinstery and invest in a clan of cats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlottefinley 2016-02-22 03:14 am UTC (link)
	If you need a crazy cat lady starter kit, I recommend the shelter I got O'Malley from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zomp 2016-02-22 03:17 am UTC (link)
	But will they let me take home a pride's worth of them? And should I or shouldn't I name them all off of Harry Potter characters? Or maybe Hunger Games? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairchilde 2016-02-22 03:20 am UTC (link)
	If Minerva isn't gray, we're not friends anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zomp 2016-02-22 03:27 am UTC (link)
	OMG. Didn't even think about it but now I can't unthink it. [Zoe \| Lainey] Are we 'Shooting Range' levels yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zoe \| Lainey fairchilde 2016-02-22 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, we are. I'm okay now. I told Hayley she could join us sometime, if she wanted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zoe \| Lainey zomp 2016-02-22 03:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm more than fine with that. I've been meaning to try and get ~~her on my side~~to know her. Tomorrow or Wednesday? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zoe \| Lainey fairchilde 2016-02-22 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Wednesday is better for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Zoe | Lainey -

zomp, 2016-02-22 03:54 am UTC

Zoe | Lainey -

fairchilde, 2016-02-22 03:58 am UTC

	charlottefinley 2016-02-22 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Well, they wanted me to adopt more than one cat, so as long as you prove you can handle them it shouldn't be an issue. And I'd go with Hunger Games characters, since a lot of people do Harry Potter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zomp 2016-02-22 03:28 am UTC (link)
	I might have to do a mash up as now that I've been given inspiration for Minervia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlottefinley 2016-02-22 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Do all the adults from both series. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zomp 2016-02-22 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Done. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	harperst 2016-02-22 03:24 am UTC (link)
	You already have a cat? We might have to rethink this relationship. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlottefinley 2016-02-22 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I have both an orange tomcat and a French bulldog. Call me old fashioned, but I didn't realize a few conversations and something resembling a date constituted a relationship. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairchilde 2016-02-22 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Careful, Charlotte. You'll end up engaged again before you know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlottefinley 2016-02-22 03:30 am UTC (link)
	...I may have just vomited in my mouth a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harperst 2016-02-22 03:42 am UTC (link)
	~~We can't have that. I need something to show-~~ Charlotte Ignore the little girls. You and me next weekend, we'll have some fun in Boston. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Stephen -

charlottefinley, 2016-02-22 03:47 am UTC

Charlotte/Stephen -

harperst, 2016-02-22 03:57 am UTC

Charlotte/Stephen -

charlottefinley, 2016-02-22 04:01 am UTC

Charlotte/Stephen -

harperst, 2016-02-22 04:07 am UTC

Charlotte/Stephen -

charlottefinley, 2016-02-22 04:11 am UTC

Charlotte/Stephen -

harperst, 2016-02-22 04:45 am UTC

Charlotte/Stephen -

charlottefinley, 2016-02-22 04:51 am UTC

	harperst 2016-02-22 03:23 am UTC (link)
	You probably wouldn't have to invest. Just keep doing what you're doing. I heard something today, and an interesting point came up, maybe you can answer for me: A woman was tragically hit by a car. What was the car doing in the kitchen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zomp 2016-02-22 03:34 am UTC (link)
	~~sdoigosadihgs~~ That future does sound less annoying than having do deal with a bag of dicks like you. Besides: Because she had to throw her husband's dick out into the storm drain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harperst 2016-02-22 03:43 am UTC (link)
	And that's your standard for a guy? Explains a lot. Enjoy your cats named Katniss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zomp 2016-02-22 03:47 am UTC (link)
	~~Not really but isn't like I'm going to tell you that.~~ I will, thank you, but don't you worry, it won't just be me and my cats forever. I'll have offspring. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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