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Tweak says, "No mattr wher u go, ther u r."

Kat (katanner) wrote in newhaven_mesg,
@ 2016-02-21 10:06:00

Getting woken up at 6am.
Agreeing to make chocolate chip pancakes from scratch. On a hotplate.
"Volunteering" to provide a blowjob for dessert.
Drinking wine by 9am.

#firstworldproblems
#servitalife

Also, chocolate chip pancakes already count as dessert. No one deserves double-dessert at 6:45 in the morning. Fuck y'all.

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	harperst 2016-02-22 03:24 am UTC (link)
	You already have a cat? We might have to rethink this relationship. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlottefinley 2016-02-22 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I have both an orange tomcat and a French bulldog. Call me old fashioned, but I didn't realize a few conversations and something resembling a date constituted a relationship. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairchilde 2016-02-22 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Careful, Charlotte. You'll end up engaged again before you know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlottefinley 2016-02-22 03:30 am UTC (link)
	...I may have just vomited in my mouth a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harperst 2016-02-22 03:42 am UTC (link)
	~~We can't have that. I need something to show-~~ Charlotte Ignore the little girls. You and me next weekend, we'll have some fun in Boston. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stephen charlottefinley 2016-02-22 03:47 am UTC (link)
	While your confidence is certainly something to be lauded, what makes you think I'd want to spend a weekend away with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlotte/Stephen harperst 2016-02-22 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I can be good. Charlotte, would you give me the pleasure of spending some time with me next weekend? I was thinking Boston but I'm open to suggestions, whatever you like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlotte/Stephen charlottefinley 2016-02-22 04:01 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you can, I'm wasn't questioning that. Stephen, I'll consider your request, but I would need to see if I can't find someone to make sure my pets are fed. Also, I'm intrigued as to what's spawned this sudden interest you seem to have developed in me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlotte/Stephen harperst 2016-02-22 04:07 am UTC (link)
	I can ask around the clinic about your pets if you don't find someone. You're pretty. You don't flip out at everything I say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlotte/Stephen charlottefinley 2016-02-22 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I appreciate the offer of assistance, I'll let you know. Wow... you clearly have very exacting standards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlotte/Stephen harperst 2016-02-22 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Isn't that enough to want to get to know you more? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Charlotte/Stephen charlottefinley 2016-02-22 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you've most assuredly piqued my interest, between your almost playful assertion that I shouldn't consider certain parts of you useless and now this invitation, however my hesitation stems from a belief that I'm not the kind you typically seek out. ~~I'm concerned this might be a prank of some sort.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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