Getting woken up at 6am. Agreeing to make chocolate chip pancakes from scratch. On a hotplate. "Volunteering" to provide a blowjob for dessert. Drinking wine by 9am.
#firstworldproblems #servitalife
Also, chocolate chip pancakes already count as dessert. No one deserves double-dessert at 6:45 in the morning. Fuck y'all.