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Friar Tuck Everlasting (friartuck) wrote in nevermore_logs,
@ 2021-10-22 20:52:00

Entry tags:

ariadne, friar tuck, will scarlet

WHO: Ariadne and Friar Tuck and then Will Scarlet
WHEN: Friday night
WHERE: Dion's place
WHAT: Tuck drank some shroom tea
WARNINGS: Drugs and silliness

Ariadne had handed in her thesis and Tuck had texted her that he wanted to help her celebrate. He had arrived at Dion's place, flowers and dinner in hand. Then he had offered to make her an after dinner drink, before they retired to...other activities.

It had been wine for Ariadne and good old tea for Tuck. They had chatted and consumed their drinks before returning to...well a bedroom, who knew who it belonged to, really? And Tuck had sat on the bed, pulling Ariadne into his lap to kiss her. One hand rested on her lower back and the other went to tangle in her hair, as he deepened the kiss.

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rouge_rogue
2021-10-29 10:41 am UTC (link)

Will didn't take very long, as it happened, but it was longer than he would've liked. His leg jiggled incessantly as he travelled, betraying his concern. Tuck wasn't supposed to be doing drugs of any kind. How would he be reacting? Would he freak out?

But by the time he was jogging up the path, he could see the pair of them stretched out in the grass, so he slowed to a walk and slipped his hands into his pockets to try not to give off any anxious vibes.

"Hi guys," he said cheerfully. "What are we doing?"

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	friartuck 2021-10-29 10:44 am UTC (link)
	"It's my Will!" Tuck said happily, moving so he was looking at Will, upside down. "Will, you're walking on the sky! Whoa. Did you know Ariadne can throw things into the stars! Come touch me!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	findyourwayout 2021-10-29 11:05 am UTC (link)
	Ariadne, who'd buttoned her short closed by now (though slightly croodedly) gave Will a smile as he walked over. "I never threw anything up there," she said, but pointed up toward the roof. "Though there is a frisbee up there with my name all over it." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rouge_rogue
2021-10-29 11:20 am UTC (link)

Will looked up at the roof, confused at the conversation, and then back at Ariadne, and then Tuck.

"Hey lover, you're looking awfully naked there," he said, crouching down on the grass next to him. "Who's throwing things at the sky? Woah, feeling a bit chilled there. Think maybe we can get some clothes on you?" He'd reached out to touch Tuck's shoulder, and felt the chill in his skin from lying naked for far too long outdoors. He looked to Ariadne, trying to guess how helpful she would be to them both.

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	friartuck 2021-10-29 11:23 am UTC (link)
	Tuck didn't feel the cold at all, but of course he would do anything to make Will happy. "Okay!" he said, easily enough. "I don't know where I put them!" Luckily his trousers were just a little ways away, but his shirt was back inside. "Will! Apparently I had shrooms!" he said, making an 'oopsie' face. He had not made any sort of effort to move yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	findyourwayout 2021-10-29 11:46 am UTC (link)
	"He hasn't wanted to get up, there was too much sky to look at," Ariadne told Will, peeling herself off the ground, her own head spinning a little. "Whenever I suggested pants he just ground his butt happily against the grass, but they're over there," she said, pointing toward the dark pile on the lawn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rouge_rogue
2021-10-29 11:52 am UTC (link)

Will blew out a breath between his lips and got up to go retrieve the offending trousers, spotting his underpants fluttering on the grass nearby as well. "You'll get sunburn on your dick," he teased, walking back over. Oh Lord, this was like dressing Evie on the change pad on a much larger and more unwieldly scale. "Lets get your grass-stained butt back into this. Give me a leg." He held up the underpants so it'd be easy for Tuck to get his legs in, so long as he cooperated. "I hope he's been behaving himself for you," he said to Ariadne. "How exactly did he consume mushrooms?"

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	friartuck 2021-10-29 11:55 am UTC (link)
	"Moonburn!" Tuck laughed loudly, kicking his legs a little as Will tried to dress him. Somehow the other man managed it, which was something of a miracle. "There were mushrooms in the teapot! Surprise mushrooms! Hey, Will, will you speak us poetry? I want to see your words." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	findyourwayout 2021-10-30 03:51 am UTC (link)
	"He had a cup of the tea, but he didn't eat any of the mushrooms in the bottom, did you Tuck?" Ariadne asked, watching his delight at Will's attention, and how well behaved Tuck was compared to some high people she knew. "I don't think he did, he would've realised. Tea leaves aren't big and slimy..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rouge_rogue
2021-10-30 10:04 am UTC (link)

Poetry? Will blew a breath between his lips.

"An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.

Stop wriggling, you muppet. You've been drinking magic tea, huh? Jesus Christ, I'm finally done." Will stepped back, a little out of breath from the effort.

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friartuck
2021-10-30 10:08 am UTC (link)

"I didn't eat any!" Tuck assured Ariadne. Then he watched, transfixed, as Will spoke a silly little rhyme about an elephant. And from the look on Tuck's face, Will was speaking Shakespeare. He stilled, which meant Will could finally get his pants and trousers back on, and he gazed up at his partner in wonder. "You are so beautiful. Should we eat the mushrooms, Will?"

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	findyourwayout 2021-10-31 10:30 am UTC (link)
	"Noooooooo, you should not eat the mushrooms, pumpkin," Ariadne said, half laughing. "Or rather- you are most welcome to come and eat some mushrooms some other night, but you better convince me you want to eat them when you're sober. Then we can have all the mushroom fun you like, but not tonight. Sound good?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rouge_rogue
2021-11-01 10:06 am UTC (link)

Will felt quite strongly that Tuck should not come back and start tripping on mushrooms anytime soon, especially with winter coming if he was going to start getting bare-ass naked every time, let alone any other drug-related reason. "No, we are not eating the mushrooms," he agreed with Ariadne. He glanced at her then, with a slight frown, but kept his tone light and unworried. "So... how long would you expect this to last?"

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	friartuck 2021-11-01 10:10 am UTC (link)
	As high as Tuck was, he noticed the little frown on Will's face. Of course, being high, there was no hint of subtlety left inside him. "He's worried because I'm an addict!" Tuck informed Ariadne, very loudly, and then he made an 'oopsie' face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

findyourwayout
2021-11-01 10:42 am UTC (link)

"Then maybe we won't be doing any more mushrooms in the future," Ariadne said with an understanding nod. She kept any worry for him well off her face and well out of her voice; calm and chill, that's what you wanted with mushrooms, not stress, not anxiety. "You're probably going to be tripping for another few hours, I don't know what kind of schrooms they were, so it's hard to say. Four to six is normal, for mortals anyway— you might be different? We'd had a big dinner," she added, to Will. "So they'll move through your stomach a bit slower than if you were hungry. If you want to sober up a little faster, Tuck, drinking some water will help."

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rouge_rogue
2021-11-01 11:17 am UTC (link)

Four to six hours. Okay. Will could manage four to six hours. And then straight to bed with some painkillers and a gallon of water. And tomorrow... they'd talk.

He didn't want to get worked up. Tuck was enjoying himself right now, and they could keep this on a gentle, happy ride, right? No spinning off the deep end and drowning in the nature of existence or anything. "Water! That's a great idea," he said, and gave Tuck a smile to cover his clenched teeth. "Water and a shirt. Where's that shirt? Hey?" He'd wanted to tell Ariadne about the addiction privately, but guess that wasn't happening.

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	friartuck 2021-11-01 11:20 am UTC (link)
	"Bedroom!" Tuck said, since that was where he had last seen his shirt. He looked back to the stars, not at all worried about four to six hours. That sounded really nice. And so did the breeze in the trees. Like it was singing to him. "Our existence is so funny," he murmured. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	findyourwayout 2021-11-01 11:43 am UTC (link)
	"I've always thought so," Ariadne said, joining him in a wistful gaze up at the stars, but her gaze didn't last nearly as long as his would've, if Will wasn't there gently tugging them all toward shirts. "Through this way," she said, stepping toward the door and looking back at Tuck. "You want to come inside, Tuck? See the wonders of the kitchen with new eyes?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rouge_rogue 2021-11-01 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	Will held his breath for a moment, pressing his lips tightly together. Fucking... great... But then Ariadne was stepping up and steering the way, and Will turned to Tuck and offered his elbow like a gentleman escorting a lady. "Come on. Lets get you inside. Everyone can see your nipples," he said with a teasing wink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	friartuck 2021-11-01 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	That broke Tuck out of his reverie and he looked up at Will and giggled. Then he stood and let Will take his arm, leading him back into the house and towards the bedroom. "I love you so much," he informed Will, as they walked. "You glow, you know? So beautiful." (Reply to this) (Parent)

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