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Tweak says, "You're really weeeird"

incorrigible (adj): maggie macdougal (wrecktify) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-12-05 20:41:00

Entry tags:

! journal, florinda mcgonagall, maggie macdougal

Have you got a few galleons burning a hole in Gringott's because you were waiting—with bated breath—for the right investment to come along? Well, have I got an opportunity for you!

For the wee, insignificant price of all your savings, you can be a part of the hottest craze that's about to sweep Scotland: Owl Ale!

Owl Ale (trademark pending) fills a glaring lacuna in the professional Quidditch world by training owls to deliver beer—unspilt!—directly to eager and thirsty customers sitting in the bleachers. No more waiting in long, endless lines while Curly and Moe toss a quaffle back and forth — the customer will see all the inaction up close because they won't have to line up for their drink like a filthy peasant!

INVEST TODAY!
Oh, and if anyone's in search of their soulmate, a man named Norbert just left my flat via floo and assured me that, despite the missing ear and barely-audible voice, he's quite the catch.

FLORINDA MCGONAGALL

Why, hello.

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	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Fine. [...] How are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh, surviving, enterprising. The usual. Did you enjoy the gala? Because it look (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 04:31 am UTC (link)
	I had a lot of fun. How about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 04:33 am UTC (link)
	I always have fun at a party, McGonagall. We know that. The hot topic right now is just how much fun you may or may not have had. Would you rate it as "more than usual" or "quite braw, quite braw indeed"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Quite braw, quite braw indeed. Do you have a point, Maggie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 04:46 am UTC (link)
	So? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Do you have something you want to ask me? Because you ought to just ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Flor-in-da and Cav-all-er-o, sitting in a tree... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 04:53 am UTC (link)
	That's not really a question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Did they K-I-S-S-I-N-G? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 04:55 am UTC (link)
	OH! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 05:54 am UTC (link)
	So that's all you wanted to know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 05:58 am UTC (link)
	I'm trying to live vicariously through you, give me a little slack. Did you enjoy yourself? I can provide an itemized list of questions instead, if you'd prefer. ~~I have th~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 06:00 am UTC (link)
	You have an itemised list? No, seriously, we've been seeing each other for a while, not a big deal, and I was there for it because I usually go to those things because of Mungos, and also it is a good cause. So I went and he was there and we had some fun and left together. What are you asking about? His hair product regimen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 06:06 am UTC (link)
	[...] I could produce one. You continued to have fun after you left? Good show, McGonagall! And I wasn't going to ask the invasive questions, but since you brought it up, I'd like to point out that you're contractually obligated to share his hair secrets with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 06:09 am UTC (link)
	I didn't take notes, actually. But I can tell you it's extensive. His hair care regimen, I mean. The rest I leave to your imagination. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Not even a product name written on the back of a receipt? You need to get your priorities in order. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 06:13 am UTC (link)
	My priorities are in order. Sometimes a girl has better things to do in the shower than investigate what's on the ledge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Florinda! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 06:19 am UTC (link)
	And he cooks a nice breakfast and that's all you need to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 06:21 am UTC (link)
	I feel positively edified. Well done! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Now we need to arrange something equally fun for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie wrecktify 2017-12-06 06:24 am UTC (link)
	But then I'll have been living vicariously for naught. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Flaggie lionhearts 2017-12-06 06:26 am UTC (link)
	Then you'll have a chance to use all your vicarious lessons! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)