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Tweak says, "I KNOW EVERYTHING"

Jupiter Macmillan (jumpinjupiter) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-11-27 11:20:00

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! journal, roger davies, x-jupiter macmillan

On dating
Anyone else having a Case of The Mondays*?

*: yes I mean hung over at work, sorry Aunt Una, I'm having so much coffee I am doing all work don't worry haha I'm great no really super super fine.

[Warded to Family/Clan]

Had the worst date last night.

Okay not worst worst, but really bad.

So mum set me up on a date last night. I really should know better at this point, but I was getting desperate with only Razor for companionship and well, I figured, what could it hurt? I guess I should have cleared with her ahead of time what her version of an appropriate date would be. She said he was announcer. I didn't realize he would be an announcer FRIEND OF DAD. He was 56, which I know it's not polite to judge someone based on age, but he was also a very overweight 56. And bald. And he fell asleep at the table during dinner. Oh, he's narcoleptic, I forgot that bit.

I tried to sneak out the bathroom during dessert and caught my heel on the window and went tumbling into the bushes, ripping my dress open. I gave Diagon an excellent view of my knickers before I could apparate home and finish a bottle of wine, which I now regret.

I don't know why I leave the house sometimes.

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	keptinreserve 2017-11-27 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	How did you know that "Case of the Mondays" is how I describe my dating life? Have you managed to break into my warded journal entries? I mean, good on you, if you have, but I'll bet you were dead bored and wished you hadn't after. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Ahaha trust me I'm not breaking into anything. We just are probably the same person in disguise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keptinreserve 2017-11-27 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	We're very busy, then, it seems, and enjoy engaging in conversations with ourselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Ummmmmmmmm Yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keptinreserve 2017-11-27 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Then it's good that we're in agreement. Nothing worse than arguing with yourself. No one wins in that situation. (Healers are called, mandatory invitations to St. Mungo's are offered, extended stays away from your fellow witches and wizards for their safety and yours are--) I lost the train of where this was going. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Going to be really honest with you here, the train never left the station as far as I'm concerned. But anyway, here's to Monday looking up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keptinreserve 2017-11-27 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	To a far better Monday than we most likely deserve, but most definitely need! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Truer words never spoken. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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