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Tweak says, "I was dead at the time!"

Jupiter Macmillan (jumpinjupiter) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-11-27 11:20:00

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! journal, roger davies, x-jupiter macmillan

On dating
Anyone else having a Case of The Mondays*?

*: yes I mean hung over at work, sorry Aunt Una, I'm having so much coffee I am doing all work don't worry haha I'm great no really super super fine.

[Warded to Family/Clan]

Had the worst date last night.

Okay not worst worst, but really bad.

So mum set me up on a date last night. I really should know better at this point, but I was getting desperate with only Razor for companionship and well, I figured, what could it hurt? I guess I should have cleared with her ahead of time what her version of an appropriate date would be. She said he was announcer. I didn't realize he would be an announcer FRIEND OF DAD. He was 56, which I know it's not polite to judge someone based on age, but he was also a very overweight 56. And bald. And he fell asleep at the table during dinner. Oh, he's narcoleptic, I forgot that bit.

I tried to sneak out the bathroom during dessert and caught my heel on the window and went tumbling into the bushes, ripping my dress open. I gave Diagon an excellent view of my knickers before I could apparate home and finish a bottle of wine, which I now regret.

I don't know why I leave the house sometimes.

	Clan jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	I can definitively say you would not like whatever option I'd pick for you but you can't do any worse than what our mums would pick. Just saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clan yaxels 2017-11-27 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	I appreciate the thought, but no thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clan jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh I wasn't offering. I love you too much to inflict my terrible match making skills on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clan yaxels 2017-11-27 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	I love you too, Jupiter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)