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Tweak says, "Porkins!!!"

melchior yaxley is quitting the complaints dept. (yaxels) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-11-26 19:56:00

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Rescheduling the Tutshill-Kenmare match after the unexpected Muggle presence on Exmoor earlier in the bloc was something of a nightmare. But the Ministry's stadium crew did a brilliant job both with the concealment and with readying the stadium for play at the last moment.

They're an underappreciated but crucial part of quidditch. Today I'm calling them out for their excellent work for the teams and the fans. Great job, team!

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	yaxels 2017-11-27 02:40 am UTC (link)
	It's not my fault Auntie Arugula passed you the midget genes! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Well do you have to rest your arm on my head EVERY time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxels 2017-11-27 02:57 am UTC (link)
	It would be easier to remember if you weren't armrest height. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 03:07 am UTC (link)
	While very true it's still rude. You owe me a drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxels 2017-11-27 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Definitely. Sooner rather than later, you tosser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxels 2017-11-27 03:15 am UTC (link)
	We can take Fraser out after the hearings are over. Merlin knows he's going to need it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	razorfraser 2017-11-27 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Merlin! Yes, rescue me, dear family, from a fate worse than death... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 03:26 am UTC (link)
	That's the spirit! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 03:26 am UTC (link)
	I hear what you're saying, and good sir, I agree with your conclusion. Fraser. You're coming out! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yaxlie 2017-11-27 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Because it's the annoying habit of tall people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Tell me about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxlie 2017-11-27 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Right? At least when we were younger there were piggy back rides and such. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	razorfraser 2017-11-27 03:26 am UTC (link)
	You remember that summer it rained and we couldn't get on brooms so you conned all of us into playing "Quidditch" with Mel and me as the brooms? Just remembering that means you owe us beer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxlie 2017-11-27 03:28 am UTC (link)
	There's always beer for you at the cottage. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh there's still piggy back rides. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxlie 2017-11-27 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but not as a reliable means of transportation. Time was I didn't have to walk anywhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 03:31 am UTC (link)
	We're cute, we shouldn't have to walk. Let's get on this, I think we have something here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxlie 2017-11-27 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Agreed. I think I can persuade Micah, but Mel and Fraser might be trickier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 03:42 am UTC (link)
	You worry about your brother and I'll worry about mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaxlie 2017-11-27 03:45 am UTC (link)
	When in doubt, employ the puppy eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 04:04 am UTC (link)
	I'm practically professional at them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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yaxlie, 2017-11-27 04:07 am UTC

	razorfraser 2017-11-27 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Sssh! Not while she's sober... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjupiter 2017-11-27 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Which of us? That is a very narrow time for me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yaxlie 2017-11-27 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Oi. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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