InsaneJournal

To recap what happened at the team meeting today:
T-minus 44 hours until Neep
Forget all that rubbish trying to throw you off your game

You have one goal:
TO PUT AN END TO THE MONTROSE WINNING STREAK

We are coming into this well rested and hungry for it
Montrose has taken some big hits in their line up
We are at full force
We will fuck their shit up
I want Maximum Effort

Make no mistake we are here to win
But we are going to fucking enjoy ourselves when we do it
We are battling for a golden neep

A GOLDEN VEGETABLE, people

It is ridiculous
But so very Scottish
So very us

WE ARE Portree
We are lions, and dragons, and fucking chimeras.
We are not going to simply hand that over

We have been running some different line ups in training
Getting used to quick changes
There is going to be more of that
AND WE ARE READY

Let’s bloody do this because it’s not like we need to save anything for Chudley
MAXIMUM EFFORT

Still up for date night tonight?
Or are you too busy with your other pursuits?

Because after tonight the bedroom is off limits

Especially because I fully intend Champ to be named proper
Champion MacFusty has quite a nice ring to it

Honest question/offer
You’ll still shake my hand on Saturday?
Professional and all, right?
If not …
Well, Bart could stand in for that