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terry boot ; pride of portree🗄 (rubbish) wrote in neeps,
@ 2018-02-21 19:54:00

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At any one time about 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.

[Portree+]

Stop by my broom closet tomorrow for some jalebi. In no way do I promise they won't all be eaten by me before you get there. Should probably arrive early if you want to avoid that.

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	keptinreserve 2018-02-22 03:28 am UTC (link)
	My guess is 0.1%. Because we, as a species, have no concept of moderation. [Portree+] See above, re: moderation and my desire to put jalebi in my face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubbish 2018-02-22 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Hah. Isn't that the truth. We aren't very good at making the best decisions either. Portree+ Wait four hours and you can have some. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keptinreserve 2018-02-22 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I Yes, this is also very, very true. How is it we continue to exist? I'll bet it's magic. [Portree+] I'll make sure my campsite is well picked up by the time you get there. It'll be like it never was; just a mirage of my jalebi-need... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubbish 2018-02-22 03:41 am UTC (link)
	I see what you did there... Portree+ They are well worth the wait. I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keptinreserve 2018-02-22 03:53 am UTC (link)
	magic {Portree+] There's no way I'm going to be disappointed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubbish 2018-02-22 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Beautiful. Portee+ I guarantee you won't. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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