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terry boot ; pride of portreeđź—„ ([info]rubbish) wrote in [info]neeps,
@ 2018-02-21 19:54:00

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At any one time about 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.

[Portree+]

Stop by my broom closet tomorrow for some jalebi. In no way do I promise they won't all be eaten by me before you get there. Should probably arrive early if you want to avoid that.

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[info]soreserved
2018-02-22 01:37 am UTC (link)
Only 0.7%?

[Portree+]
Like I would miss out on jalebi. I don't even care if it fits into my nutrition plan.

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 01:42 am UTC (link)
Well there is roughly 6.1 billion people.

Portree+
It's scientifically proven one won't hurt.

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[info]soreserved
2018-02-22 02:07 am UTC (link)
I suppose the number makes sense once you factor in the percentage of sleep that involves working and sleeping, combined with the fact that not everyone drinking drinks to the point of drunkenness.

[Portree+]
What about two?

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 02:11 am UTC (link)
Not to mention younger persons and those who abstain from drinking for religious or other reasons.

Portree+
Still fine.

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[info]soreserved
2018-02-22 02:33 am UTC (link)
So now I'm wondering what percentage of the world's population of legal drinking age in their respective communities is drunk at any given time.

I might be overthinking this.

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 02:35 am UTC (link)
Probably should decide if it's a drinking holiday or occasion or what the local sports team is doing.

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Teramir
[info]soreserved
2018-02-23 02:50 am UTC (link)
Speaking of local sports... kind of... know anything about football?

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Teramir
[info]rubbish
2018-02-23 02:53 am UTC (link)
I do. My Mum's muggleborn and we used to go sometimes when I was younger.

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Teramir
[info]soreserved
2018-02-23 02:57 am UTC (link)
Who's your team?

Ainsley's organising a group outing to go watch Celtic (that's mine) the next time they play and you should come with us.

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Teramir
[info]rubbish
2018-02-23 02:59 am UTC (link)
I'm contractually obligated to like Leicester City.

Sounds like a plan.

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Teramir
[info]soreserved
2018-02-23 03:06 am UTC (link)
The Foxes have had a good run recently and Martin O'Neill is a brilliant manager.

Brilliant!

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Teramir
[info]rubbish
2018-02-24 02:30 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to just nod my head and pretend I understood exactly what you were saying.

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Teramir
[info]soreserved
2018-02-24 08:47 pm UTC (link)
You should watch football with me and my cousins sometime. They put me to shame in knowing all the random trivia that goes with each team.

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[info]mmmcc
2018-02-22 02:47 am UTC (link)
GUESS WHICH I AM

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 02:48 am UTC (link)
I expect you are nothing but clean and sober right now.

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[info]mmmcc
2018-02-22 03:04 am UTC (link)
ONE OUTA TWO MATE

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 03:24 am UTC (link)
Fifty percent is good odds, I suppose.

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[info]keptinreserve
2018-02-22 03:22 am UTC (link)
That seems like a respectable number.

[Portree+]

Is 4 AM too early to queue up? Because I will be at your door at 4 AM, waiting patiently, for some jalebi!

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 03:25 am UTC (link)
I wonder what percent of them are hugging a toilet right now.

Portree+
You can wait there, but I won't be there are four in the morning.

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[info]keptinreserve
2018-02-22 03:28 am UTC (link)
My guess is 0.1%. Because we, as a species, have no concept of moderation.

[Portree+]

See above, re: moderation and my desire to put jalebi in my face.

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 03:31 am UTC (link)
Hah. Isn't that the truth. We aren't very good at making the best decisions either.

Portree+
Wait four hours and you can have some.

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[info]keptinreserve
2018-02-22 03:36 am UTC (link)
I Yes, this is also very, very true. How is it we continue to exist? I'll bet it's magic.

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I'll make sure my campsite is well picked up by the time you get there. It'll be like it never was; just a mirage of my jalebi-need...

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 03:41 am UTC (link)
I see what you did there...

Portree+
They are well worth the wait. I promise.

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[info]keptinreserve
2018-02-22 03:53 am UTC (link)
magic

{Portree+]

There's no way I'm going to be disappointed.

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 04:00 am UTC (link)
Beautiful.

Portee+
I guarantee you won't.

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[info]justifiability
2018-02-22 03:49 am UTC (link)
Well that puts things in perspective.

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 03:59 am UTC (link)
0.7% of the population is probably going to have a hangover tomorrow.

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[info]justifiability
2018-02-22 04:40 am UTC (link)
Probably only .65%. .05% was probably smart enough to drink enough water to not be hungover.

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 12:33 pm UTC (link)
I hope they can live with their decision.

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[info]justifiability
2018-02-23 12:50 am UTC (link)
My kingdom for a paracetamol.

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-23 12:52 am UTC (link)
Some would insist you just drink more.

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[info]justifiability
2018-02-23 03:13 am UTC (link)
Others would argue that I drink too much.

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[info]majormoose
2018-02-22 03:50 am UTC (link)
May I ask what jalebi is?

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 03:58 am UTC (link)
The classic combination of friend sugary dough-like sweets.

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[info]majormoose
2018-02-22 04:42 am UTC (link)
Oh, how much do I have to pay you to have one saved for me?

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 12:33 pm UTC (link)
At least two galleons.

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[info]majormoose
2018-02-23 12:51 am UTC (link)
What if I trade some maple candy?

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-23 12:52 am UTC (link)
I can be bought with that.

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[info]majormoose
2018-02-23 03:09 am UTC (link)
Excellent. I will be there for our barter.

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[info]closedcaptioned
2018-02-22 05:34 pm UTC (link)
I would like to be apart of that

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[info]rubbish
2018-02-22 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Part of the 0.7%?

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