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At least the Catapults and Harpies evened out to a proper two matches.

BAD IDEA PARTY PEOPLE [ooc: anyone involved in this event; feel free to sign up new characters!]

This is as formal an invitation as I'll ever send.

Annual party's this Friday at 7pm. Dress for dancing, pack for sleeping. Owl your overnight things to Maddie Savage at 51 New Wynd, Montrose. We may not be welcome back to the Catte

Rules:
1. No work talk.
2. Don't mention anyone's ex.

Any questions?

Gathered from my experience as an emergency mediwitch, I'd like to issue a list of recommendations for the holiday season. I've put my name in for extra shifts at St. Mungo's while things at the club slow down, so if you don't want to receive any glares, sighs, or lectures, I suggest keeping the list in mind. [...] And on hand.

1. Drink a glass of water for every alcoholic beverage.
   
2. Don't drink alcohol on an empty stomach.
   
3. If you do, do not try to cure the resulting hangover with a vial of bulgeye potion.
   
4. Don't agree to a pumpkin pasty eating contest. It's never worth the cost.
   
5. Don't ingest Skele-Gro without the recommendation and supervision of a medical professional.
   
6. Don't pick fights—magical or otherwise—with carnies.
   
7. Don't find out from how high you can fall off your broom before breaking your legs.
   
8. Broom racing is a sober sport.
   
9. A bludger is not a rolling pin.
   
10. If you attempt to transfigure your mate's head into a reindeer's but get your own instead, the mediwizards will laugh at you.