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Dear new and unfounded world,

My name is Kaitlin and I am new here. A few things you need to know:
1. Velociraptors are like crack. They are amazing...and that is why I am one and I support them in all manner of life and situations. Even when they eat my favorite characters in movies. Even if those characters are fairly minor...
2. I am a circus-pirate. We are the best circus on the seven seas. You may all be jealous.
3. If you think I'm amazing, it's because I am. :| Don't argue. Valerie and Cara will support me in my assertion!
4. Butterflies.

Anubis here...is also amazing, though he is less of a circus-pirate-Velociraptor. You'll have to forgive him for not being nearly as awesome as I am. :| Anyway...Anubis is one of the Egyptian gods. God of funerary services and the patron of lost souls, including orphans. <3

Umm...I am really not awake right now, but there are (as you will see) a lot of horrible puns. I feel no shame. His mortal name is Shaun Jackson. :| He is a generally laid back person, but...he has his moments. He trains cadaver dogs because that is what all cool and epic people do with their lives. Ummm...things. Things. Things. He'll be sociable enough. Anyway...in Zurvan, he is a gravedigger in Svarga and will probably make a lot of faces at people who come into his graveyard. He will send his dog after you if you come try to play around and make shenanigans in his graveyard. Anubis is not amused by your graveyard shenanigans. He will threaten you with a shovel and not feel bad about it. Respect the dead or get beat up with a shovel. :| Accept it.

And his bio is there so you can read that and think about how much plot you want to have with us...which is a lot, I promise you.

Much love,
Kaitlin