The latest in a growing list of suspicious behavior, Father John Sublime of the Church of Enlightenment intended to leave the country under a falsified passport only for it to end badly. Sublime was recovered Sunday morning at the Third Street Promenade, the apparent victim of mob violence. Santa Monicans were shocked as they opened their stores to find the controversial figure tarred and feathered with a sign around his neck, reading "Who's the freak now?". The sign was the only indicator of the identity and motives of the anonymous vigilantes. Sublime has since been rushed to the hospital suffering from burns covering the majority of his body. He is in critical but stable condition and under police supervision.

When reached for comment, the Church of Enlightenment said that they are disappointed in Sublime for his recent actions and wish to withdraw their initial support. [...]

Mutants
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SEPTEMBER 25, 2009
A year ago, the United States heard claims of an 'x-gene' said to indicate the development of super human abilities. Now, after multiple public displays of such abilities, can we finally admit that mutants exist? TIME.com presents a series on the science and the society in light of the growing controversy around mutants. [Continue Reading >]

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[...] In other news, a blog post appeared on the Church of Enlightenment's website on Friday afternoon. It announces a press conference for Monday evening, where Father John Sublime - the head of the former Santa Monica branch of the Church of Enlightenment - is expected to speak in regards to the charges brought against him after the July 2009 arson of the Church's premises. Though the investigation into the arson is still under investigation, Sublime has been charged with manslaughter, accessory to multiple murders, and kidnapping, in addition to other lesser charges. Sublime is suspected of assisting in the deaths of several mutants at the hand of fellow church member Dr. Jerry Gavin who Sublime was later charged in the doctor's death. [...]

During the course of our investigation into the alleged arson at the Church of Enlightenment last July, we have uncovered the remains of twenty-eight individuals, including church member Dr. Jerry Gavin, a private medical practicioner. Evidence suggests the death of these individuals were conducted by the doctor under the direction of Father John Sublime.

Further investigation into Sublime's background indicate his previous research regarding the psychological effects of having mutated DNA. He was arrested in New York in 2006 on battery and sexual assault charges against a female co-worker at his research institution.

At Sublime's arraignment held last week, he pled innocent against the initial charges brought against him: 1 count of 1st degree manslaughter, 28 counts of accessory to murder, kidnapping, and fraud. He was released on bail, paid by the Church of Enlightenment.

For those missing a family member in the greater Los Angeles who may have been a suspected mutant victim to the disappearances occurring before the Santa Monica earthquake, please contact the NCIC. Identification will be conducted based on the DNA evidence. Thank you.

Father John Sublime of the recently popular Church of Enlightenment was arrested early this morning after an apparent arson burned down his Santa Monica worship center Wednesday night. Motivation in this arson has yet to be revealed.

Sublime is currently under police surveillance at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles, awaiting questioning. [...]

"I've some bad news, John."

Father John Sublime barely stepped onto the basement floor before he heard those words from his resident surgeon -- a fellow member of the Church and scientist who was under the impression he shared the pastor's more controversial beliefs. There were few members in his church that were part of this more dangerous enterprise -- at least, until Sublime was sure his plans worked as he intended.

"What is it?"

( 'We've lost another one.' )

Nextlifers.org is an blog aimed at the congregation and potential members of the Church of Enlightenment.

Phoenix

Great news, practitioners of the Church of Enlightenment!

The Phoenix Herself, God of Reincarnation, has appeared! Rejoice, for we are surely on the right path and her arrival marks a new stage for our congregation. We will be reborn and through our good acts, we will be blessed in the next life with the abilities necessary to help humankind progress into the next stage. The presence of the Phoenix confirms our belief. Like the Phoenix rising from the flames, so we can rise in another life to attain the same heights.

Do not believe the news: it is not a terrorist attack performed by "mutants"! The Phoenix indeed represents death and destruction but also life and rebirth. She is a complex creature that needs to be venerated. She is the sign that we are on the right path.

For those who do not fear these so-called "mutants", those who see them for what they really are -- proof that good works in previous lives will lead you to become a demi-god with special abilities -- please, join us. What good we could do if only we could be reincarnated as one of these individuals! Surely they were great people in their previous lives to obtain such a status.

Join us for the worship of this magnificent creature and others like Her. Email worship@nextlifers.org for more information about our services. We look forward to you joining our congregation and beginning the journey to a better future life.

Posted by Father John, Monday June 1 12:00 AM