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Tweak says, "Twinkle, twinkle little bat,"

audrey main // ramona flowers (dyingatherfeet) wrote in musings,
@ 2011-01-29 17:23:00

Entry tags:

batman, ramona flowers

locked to t brandon
[After this.]

~~you're an asshole and i hope a bus runs you over~~ ~~i was so stupid to think that i could trust my own taste~~ So I hear you're back, that's great. I put you up for auction for the charity auction. Why? I don't know, because I'm a crazy bitch, I guess. When you disappeared off the face of the earth I tried to bid on your auction. I knew it was you because they used the stupid joke information I gave them. Anyway, someone else won you, so now you get to go on a date with someone for charity. Have fun.

ETA: [A few hours later, after she considers that Thomas might just sleep with his date, making it not so much a punishment as something that will make Max more upset.] You know what, I'm willing to try to buy your date off the winner if I can get hold of them, and save you a date with someone else. I'm just fucking generous like that.

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	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 04:36 am UTC (link)
	I didn't go anywhere to... be with anyone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 04:38 am UTC (link)
	[A pause.] What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 04:41 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't be with anyone else. Why do you want me to go on a date? [Then, suddenly, to someone in the same room:] It's important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 04:45 am UTC (link)
	[Audrey is suddenly putting together how generally confused Thomas has sounded during this entire conversation.] Max said that the reason you disappeared was because you were off sleeping with someone else. [Pause.] Where are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 04:48 am UTC (link)
	[His mouth comes back near the phone at that, and he's offended. Really offended.] No. [Then, this time away from the microphone:] No. If it doesn't come back, it doesn't come back. I'm not straining them. I'm on the phone. Go away. [He sounds imperious, but he's used to ordering people around. His voice comes back.] Audrey? Sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 04:57 am UTC (link)
	[Now she's feeling a mixture of worried, creeped out, and horrified.] Then why did she tell me that was what you were doing? Where were you then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 04:58 am UTC (link)
	[Oops, we didn't think that far ahead.] I am... I mean, I was... [Derailing, horrified.] She said that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 05:00 am UTC (link)
	[Demanding, now.] Where. Were. You. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 05:02 am UTC (link)
	[Thomas covers the mouthpiece, for the first time aware there might be some obscure hospital noise she might hear. He tries to think.] ...London? London. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 05:02 am UTC (link)
	THOMAS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Los Angeles? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 05:04 am UTC (link)
	THOMAS BRANDON, I JUST SPENT FOUR DAYS LOOKING FOR YOU AND IF YOU DO NOT TELL ME THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW I WILL SKATE OVER THERE TO WHERE EVER THE HELL YOU ARE WITH MY BASEBALL BAT. DO NOT MAKE ME DO IT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 05:05 am UTC (link)
	[Really horrified now.] You were looking? I'm sorry. [Flustered. He's bad at lying. We've established this. Good at ordering around. Bad at lying.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 05:06 am UTC (link)
	[She almost feels bad enough for him when he says that that it dampens her anger, but not quite. There is a deadly sort of silence on the other end of the phone.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 05:07 am UTC (link)
	[Hurriedly.] I wasn't with another woman. I was out of touch. I lost my phone. I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 05:14 am UTC (link)
	YOU LOST YOUR PHONE? Max would not tell me you cheated on her if all that happened was you lost your phone. [She hears a noise, then, and it sounds like...a monitor. A monitor? A MONITOR?] ARE YOU IN THE GODDAMN HOSPITAL? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 05:16 am UTC (link)
	[A guilty, guilty pause.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 05:18 am UTC (link)
	[Her voice is shaking.] Tell me which hospital and I might spare your life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Audrey. [Obviously trying to soothe.] That would be a very bad idea. I am fine, I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 05:21 am UTC (link)
	I'm waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 05:23 am UTC (link)
	[After a short hesitation, honesty.] I don't know the name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 05:24 am UTC (link)
	[...] Are you calling from the hospital phone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 05:26 am UTC (link)
	[Oh no. Bad.] ...No. [Bad lying.] Audrey... don't come here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. dyingatherfeet 2011-01-31 05:28 am UTC (link)
	[Darkly.] I know you probably can't, but all the same - don't go anywhere. [Disconnect.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Phone call to A. Main. bystealth 2011-01-31 05:33 am UTC (link)
	[Baaad. But the nurse is back and she takes away the phone and moves it away, which makes him want to hurt a very nice person for a very silly reason. However, they want him to rest, and they have ways of making sure he does it.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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